11.30.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Buffs and Dawgs to Pac-12 Championship Game

And that’s that for the regular season. Washington handled WSU yet again in the Apple Cup. The Buffs held on to beat the Utes. Each win their division w/o resorting to tiebreakers.

Elsewhere, Mark Helfrich was fired after losing the Civil War. Not enough people are talking about firing Jim Mora after a terrible UCLA season. USC and Stanford beat equally unimpressive opponents (Rice and Notre Dame).

This week, Buffs and Dawgs for all the Dr. Pepper. We pick that game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.30.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.25.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Buffs, Cougs, Trojans, and Dawgs have One Week To Live

OH HI THERE!

Late pod this week due to Thanksgiving scheduling issues. We started this show on Tuesday and then finished up on Thanksgiving night. Football? THEY PLAYED IT. Colorado stayed alive for the Pac-12 South title. If they win? Buffs to Santa Clara. Lose? It’s the Trojans. The Cougarinos loss did not impact their Pac-12 North chances, b/c Washington won against ASU. Dawgs and Cougarinos will be playing a title game live from Pullmania. Did other teams play? YES. Duckaroos surprised the Utes in SLC. Oregon State stomped out a long dead Arizona team. Elsewhere, USC and Stanford won some “who gives a shit” rivalry games. I mean, it mattered for both teams, especially for USC. But who gives a shit?

THIS WEEK. Dawgs and Cougs in an Apple Cup for the ages! Buffs and Utes in the most consequential (Title TK) of all time! USC and Stanford step out of conference for some reason! Other teams play for some reason! God dammit we’re going to keep doing this until we have some answers! (That will be Saturday.)

We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.25.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.17.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Down go the Dawgs

USC handed Washington their first loss of the season, and the game never looked like Washington had a chance. We lament UW’s lateral strategy. Elsewhere, the Cougarinos are left as the only Pac-12 team undefeated team in conference after boat racing Cal. WSU will be playing an Apple Cup for the North. Hope UW can join them. Utah smothered ASU. UCLA handled the Beavs. Stanford mauled Oregon. And those plucky Buffs held onto their destiny against Arizona.

This week! Buffs and Cougarinos are playing a god damn monster. What a game. Great for the conference. The Dawgs look to bounce back against ASU (and end a lengthy losing streak in the process.) Oregon is taking the private plane to Salt Lake to get crushed by Utah. Rivalry alert: Big Game time.

We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.17.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

H&F Archive:
CBI Preview: Brown @ Ohio

Constable Echelon accepts the Sisyphean challenge of previewing all CBI matchups to prepare you for The Grandest Tournament E’er Conceived ™.

When: Tuesday March 18th, 4pm PST

11.10.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Beaver Believers

Something happened and we barely touch on it. It’s best we move on.

So we do. Oregon State got inside the number against Stanford, yet find themselves double digit dogs to a woeful UCLA team. WSU put Arizona to bed. What a game from the Cougarinos. The Puppy Dawgs fought off an early challenge from Cal and dominated the Bears. They cracked the CFP top 4 and we literally didn’t say one word about that b/c who cares until it’s time. USC won their fifth straight against the Ducks.

This week: USC travels to Washington and College Gameday will be on hand. UCLA hosts the plucky Beaverinos. WSU hosts Cal in a scoreboard exploder. Good games this week!

We pick all of them against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.10.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.04.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Dawgs pass Utah test and fastest possible Buffs-UCLA reax pod

Woof woof the Dawggies are 8-0 after a tricky game at ranked Utah. Enough to get them in the CFB Playoff? The committee says NO! And we thank them for that.

Cougarinos come right back on the Beaverinos, Duckeroos off the conference shnide, and USC demolishes Cal. Is USC good? We don’t talk about them!

This week? Can the Dawgs turn that CFB disrespect into a win at Cal? Will any of these monster dogs pull the upset? Are the Beavs good? I say maybe! All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.04.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.26.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast: Chip Kelly to Oregon doesn’t make a lot of sense

Rote-ish week for this year’s Pac-12. UCLA is terrible. Stanford is terrible (but their defense is capable!) WSU is decent. UW kills everybody they play not named Arizona.

Will the Dawgs still look dominant against a competent outfit in Utah? Will changing quarterbacks help Stanford right the ship against 2016 injury-plagued doormat Arizona? Can WSU stay perfect in the conference against an improving Oregon State team? Can Arizona State compound Oregon’s misery in Autzen? All this and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.26.2016 Pac-12 Footballl Podcast

10.21.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Colorado continues looking like the real deal

Late show this week. WSU beat UCLA but they should have beat them by Mora. Colorado stomped ASU. Oregon State and Utah played close. Stanford beat Notre Dame in an unwatchable game.

NOW, next week’s games. Oregon and California on Friday. I mean, who gives a shit about these words. We pick the games against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.21.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.14.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Washington finally beats Oregon and we enjoy it

Woof woof puppy Dawgs. 70! Seventy! Seven zero! That’s a lot of points. And really there’s not much to say other than what we always knew, UW is better than Oregon. (We say other stuff too.) Stanford sucks but maybe the Cougs are good too! UCLA sucks. Utah’s decent. And oh those Beaverinos! Beaver-mania as Gary Anderson gets OSU’s first Pac-12 win in forever.

Stanford travels to Notre Dame for a game that nobody should watch because the quality of football promises to be poor. Colorado are monster favorites at home against ASU. Pasadena meets Pullman when UCLA travels to WSU. Mostly, UW fans get to breathe after a brilliant two-week stretch where they whupped on recent Pac-12 powers, even if both of those teams look like hot garbage right now. We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.14.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.06.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Washington humiliates Stanford

Holy shit Dawgs that’s how you feel? THAT’S HOW YOU FEEL? We’re daring to dream this week on the Pac-12 podcast. Rose Bowl? Playoff? Eaaaaaasssy. The dream is merely beating a terrible, injury-ravaged, freshman-qb-starting-maybe Oregon team.

Elsewhere! Oh yeah the Cougarinos ran for 280 yards in a laugher against Oregon. What happened to you, Oregon? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!? Please god let it continue to happen to you. USC dominated ASU. UCLA handled Arizona. And ohhhhhhh those Buffaloes.

THIS WEEK! Washington-Oregon. Please God I ask for so little. Some other games happen, but this is why I’m here and why you’re here. We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.06.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast

09.28.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Ralphie Stuns the Ducks

Hey Colorado has looked pretty decent this year shame about Sefo WAIT WHAT HOW? Colorado took a redshirt freshman qb into Autzen and beat Oregon. It was not a fluke. Colorado beat them. Elsewhere, Utah and Stanford relied on late heroics to dispatch USC and UCLA respectively. The Dawgs hung on to beat Arizona in overtime in a game they’ve been losing for years. We’re not as mad as we should be about it?

And now, a top-10 matchup in Husky Stadium on Friday night on ESPN. The Huskies are favored even. If any time is the time…(it’s next week but let’s win this one too.) USC is a stunning home favorite to ASU in a line so dumb I’m riding with it. Duckaroos and Cougarinos meet up on the Palouse to try to get their seasons back on track. ONLY ONE CAN. We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

09.28.2016 Pac-12 Football Podcast