11.27.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Rivalry Week Proper

UW got back on track and we love it. God bless those Huskies. Perhaps Mr. Smith can coordinate after all. I RETRACT NONE OF MY PRIOR PANICKING.

This week a bunch of schools play football games against schools that they were born to hate. UW-WSU. Oregon-Oregon State. Utah-Colorado. SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE.

We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.27.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.20.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Washington fervor hits podcast low again

Well fuck. Washington lost a game that was as Cougie as it gets. How did they lose that fucking thing? Unbelievable. I hate this sport. Fuck it.

Elsewhere in who gives a fucking shit: Utah beat Stanford b/c Stanford can’t score. The Beaverinos jumped up and shocked Arizona State in Corvallis. Cal backdoored the goodness out of USC.

This week: The South is up for grabs! USC, UCLA, Arizona, Arizona State, and Utah ALL have a mere 2 losses. Something has got to give! Dammit, something! They’re going to play games and a tiebreaking procedure exists. Don’t worry guys, we’re going to have a champ down there to go lose to Oregon in front of a half-full 49ers stadium. Elsewhere, Washington continues the hunt for bowl eligibility as the plucky Beavs come to Seattle.

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.20.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.14.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Washington fervor hits podcast low

We’re down on the Dawgs. Prove us wrong! (You kids, who have nothing to prove to anybody b/c honestly who cares.) Who really cares. Only the saps. That’s me!

Utah had a goofy play that will be a fun one for coaches to show to their players for a long time. Get that ball across the line, THEN stunt. I feel bad for the guy, he seems like a great player whatever his name is. He’s that guy for a bit unfortunately. Aren’t we all.

UCLA stomped Washington in depressing fashion and we’re left basically punting the 2014 UW football season that started w/ a legit shot at 10 wins. Technically still on the board, and not in a ridiculous fashion. But no. It’s a bummer. The world is hard. That’s why we watch. But this is hard too. But not really b/c who cares. We do! But it’s dumb. But we do.


11.14.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

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11.06.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – The Halliday is Over

Man we’re going to miss Connor Halliday. Damn fine quarterback who sadly ended his college career three games away from the finish due to a serious injury suffered against USC. We wish him all the best in his efforts to make the NFL. He can flat out throw.

Elsewhere! It was shake ‘em up Saturday down South as Arizona State and UCLA got big wins to clear up that division’s picture. The Ducks also obliterated Stanford b/c Stanford is really bad at offense to the extent that it affects their defense.

Welp, we’ve been saying UCLA sucks all year. It’s put up or shut up time. Go Dawgs. We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.06.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.30.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Terrible String of Results Can’t Stop UCLA’s Rise in the Polls

UCLA is awful and we won’t stop until everybody knows it. They are BAD. Oregon beat Cal, but not by a margin the pollsters would like. Arizona beat WSU by an acceptable margin. Washington’s offense was unacceptable.

Schedule opens up for UW the rest of the way. Can Coach Pete get it rolling against…THE BUFFS! (I love saying that. I suggest we all pause before mentioning CU and then shout the name of their mascot.) Utah and ASU looks like a spicy meatball. I’ll watch that. I mean, I’ll watch it all. I love this conference.

We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.30.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.24.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Washington Loses to Oregon (Again)

At this point I’m used to it. Some other games happened also.

Can UW jump up and get ASU at home this weekend? I say yes! Is UW closer to Oregon? Not on the scoreboard my friend, but…I say yes! We pick every game against the spread.

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10.24.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.16.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – The Annual “Talk Ourselves Into Thinking UW Has A Shot” Podcast

USC almost blew it late again against Arizona. Oregon crushed a UCLA team we’ve been telling you is terrible all season. Some other games happened. Who gives a shit? It’s UW-Oregon week!

Like the desperate man I am, I go into directionless, long-winded rants in an effort to convince myself that this is the year that Washington beats Oregon. The best I ultimately get to is that for the first time in a decade, we have a legitimate shot. That’s how reduced I am. Go Dawgs! Elsewhere, other games are happening. I don’t care about those games. This Saturday brings the annual opportunity for the only result that will make me care about college football like I did when I was a student. Bow Down. Please. For fucking once.

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.16.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.09.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – This Conference is Insane

Holy shit what a week of Pac-12 Football. Down goes Oregon on Thursday! Down goes USC on a hail mary! Down goes UCLA to Utah! Down go the Cougs!

Maybe the last one wasn’t surprising, but the manner of it was inexplicable even for WSU.

Oregon or UCLA is a loser out of the playoff/loser out of the Heisman special? Is it possible that Sark doesn’t get USC bowl eligible? Is Stanford guaranteed to cover now that Fig Jam and I have declared the Cougarinos +17 in Palo Alto to be THE BIGGEST GAMBLING LOCK IN THE HISTORY OF OUR PODCAST?

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Including that WSU lock. Pretend to be surprised when you hear it. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.09.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.02.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Chris Petersen’s stupid fake punt

Washington hung in with Stanford before affirmatively screwing up in a game that came down to who screwed up first. Stanford sucks. UCLA demolished a Taylor Kelly-less ASU squad for an “impressive” win against a ranked opponent. UCLA sucks. Utah fell back to earth a week after beating (terrible) Michigan in Ann Arbor, blowing a big lead to the Cougs at home. Utah sucks. Everybody sucks except Oregon. JK. Oregon sucks.

Can the Cougs keep the roll going against a spry Cal outfit? Can Stanford take their non-offense to South Bend and get a result? How bad is Oregon going to punish Arizona to avenge Arizona brutalization of Oregon in 2013? Never forget that game btw, it was sweet.

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.02.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

09.25.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Cal Collapses in Tuscon

Arizona stormed back to steal one from Cal on a last second hail mary in Tuscon. That game is a comfy clubhouse leader for game of the year. Unreal. Cal led 31-13 in the fourth quarter and 45-30 with under four minutes to play. That stings. The refs blew an obvious PI killing WSU’s late drive as Oregon held on to beat the Cougs in Pullman by a mere touchdown.

Will Oregon’s o-line be their undoing? Will Washington get off the bus against Stanford? Can Cal recover from an all-time gag job? Will WSU harness momentum from their strong performance against the Ducks, or will Utah ride the momentum of beating once-proud Michigan in the Big House?

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

09.25.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast