08.28.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Football is Back!

Fig Jam and Constable Echelon exult in the return of meaningful football games. Sark’s Trojans saved a drowning child, until they didn’t. WSU’s bookstore Couged a planner. Jeff Lindquist is a 17.5 road favorite.

We pick every Pac-12 game against the spread. Feels good to be home! Click the link below to enjoy:

08.28.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

08.06.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – 2014 Preview Preview

And we’re back! Season 7 of the Pac-12 Football Podcast on Hotdog & Friends. This website used to be a website. It no longer is. It’s now a podcast depository. We take a look at over/under for select teams’ total wins on the year, review every team’s odds to win the conference, and talk Huskies. Among everybody else of course.

Click the link below to enjoy!

08.06.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

1.27.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Never Forget the New Mexico Bowl

Remember the New Mexico Bowl? We do.

We wrap up our season of terribly picking Pac-12 games against the spread by reviewing all the bowl action. Special attention is paid to WSU and UW. We are nothing but our biases.

We have an interesting sidebar about whether winning a big college football game should be the best day of your life, and what else should be in the “best day” discussion. We also note UW’s surprising success on the hardwood, and take a final opportunity for the year to poke fun at awful WSU hoops and their awful attendance from their awful fans (while noting here that to a man every WSU fan I’ve personally met is a fine upstanding person.)

We are nothing but our biases x2. Click the link below to enjoy!

1.28.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

H&F Archive:
09.01.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast: Non-Conference Juggernots

Is it me or did game week sneak up out of nowhere? I feel unprepared.

Questionz:

How did USC let Shareece Wright become academically ineligible? What does anyone gain by playing the likes of Idaho State or Portland State? Dare the Ducks dupset the Droncos on the Dlue Durf?

I blacked out for a second there…what happened?

This week’s show features the music of Oasis due to this week’s terrible announcement that Noel quit the band. Hopefully this is just another in a long history of temporary band-breaking squabbles between the brothers Gallagher.

All that and we pick every game vs. the spread. Click the links below to enjoy!

09.01.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast (part one)

09.01.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast (part two)

12.19.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Tosh Lupoi scandal and bowl preview

Tosh Lupoi allegedly gave a kid some money to help him get his grades up so the kid could get into college. THE NERVE! What it means for USC and Washington (spoiler: nothing).

We pick all the bowl games using a highly scientific “Who’s happy to be here?” metric. Click the link below to enjoy!

12.19.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

12.13.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Chris Petersen to UW

Blah blah Stanford won the conference again. Who cares? Washington dumped Sark on USC and hired one of the top coaches in all of college. We celebrate.

We also pick the All Condiment team for the second or third time ever. Exciting!

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12.13.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

12.04.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Sark to USC, Washington open

Any news this week? Ol’ Sarky jumped ship back (scare quotes) home (/scare quotes) to USC leaving the puppy Dawgs in the lurch. Mora spurns an opportunity to go to UW. We spend the better part of an hour sorting through Sark, Mora, and various potential Washington coaches.

Oh and there were games last week! UW won the Apple Cup. The reeling Ducks nipped the reeling Beavs in the Civil War. Arizona State looked flat out dominant in beating Arizona in the Territorial Cup. And some other shit. SARK!

We pick the Pac-12 Championship game against the spread, but be real: It’s Sark Week. Click the link below to enjoy!

12.04.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.28.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Thanksgiving Day Special

Real quick show as we sneak away from our families to spend not quite 20 minutes talking about rivalry week in the Pac-12.

Big development is that we christen the Colorado and Utah game: The Battle for the Pickaxe.

We pick all of this week’s games against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.28.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.20.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – The Great Sark Debate

We go almost an hour (AN HOUR) this week. Discussion includes the Orgeron Trojans, Mariota as a passer, the remarkable decline in the accuracy of our picks, and – most of all – debating the future of Steve Sarkisian at Washington.

Will the Dawgs show up on the road in Corvallis? I SAY YES. Who wins the bowl-eligibility showdown in Pullman between the Utes and the Cougs? WE SAY SOMEBODY. Oh, and why the fuck is Idaho playing at Florida State this week? If any Vandals get injured in this farce, they and their parents ought to be able to sue.

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.20.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.13.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – We can’t believe Washington is about to blow this game at UCLA

Yeah yeah yeah Stanford beat Oregon again. Awesome. Who cares. CAN YOU BELIEVE WASHINGTON IS ABOUT TO GET BLOWN OUT BY THIS AVERAGE UCLA TEAM? Us neither. #RoadSark

We pick all of this week’s games against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.13.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.06.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – We break out the Sark impressions

We did not pick games well last week. Why did we think WSU would cover against ASU? Where was the raucous Pullman Halloween crowd I envisioned? Wasn’t Reser supposed to be a house of horrors for the Trojans? I declare last week to be a blip, as it barely dented the comfortably plus-.500 against the spread picking record of your hosts.

This week: We both like Oregon to stomp Stanford. Ten points? That’s all? Be real, Vegas. Oregon easy. We also like the Sun Devil machine to keep rolling against Utah. UW? We’ll GUARANTEE a win, but not a cover. (HOW COULD THIS GO WRONG?)

We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.06.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast