10.16.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – The Annual “Talk Ourselves Into Thinking UW Has A Shot” Podcast

USC almost blew it late again against Arizona. Oregon crushed a UCLA team we’ve been telling you is terrible all season. Some other games happened. Who gives a shit? It’s UW-Oregon week!

Like the desperate man I am, I go into directionless, long-winded rants in an effort to convince myself that this is the year that Washington beats Oregon. The best I ultimately get to is that for the first time in a decade, we have a legitimate shot. That’s how reduced I am. Go Dawgs! Elsewhere, other games are happening. I don’t care about those games. This Saturday brings the annual opportunity for the only result that will make me care about college football like I did when I was a student. Bow Down. Please. For fucking once.

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.16.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.09.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – This Conference is Insane

Holy shit what a week of Pac-12 Football. Down goes Oregon on Thursday! Down goes USC on a hail mary! Down goes UCLA to Utah! Down go the Cougs!

Maybe the last one wasn’t surprising, but the manner of it was inexplicable even for WSU.

Oregon or UCLA is a loser out of the playoff/loser out of the Heisman special? Is it possible that Sark doesn’t get USC bowl eligible? Is Stanford guaranteed to cover now that Fig Jam and I have declared the Cougarinos +17 in Palo Alto to be THE BIGGEST GAMBLING LOCK IN THE HISTORY OF OUR PODCAST?

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Including that WSU lock. Pretend to be surprised when you hear it. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.09.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.02.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Chris Petersen’s stupid fake punt

Washington hung in with Stanford before affirmatively screwing up in a game that came down to who screwed up first. Stanford sucks. UCLA demolished a Taylor Kelly-less ASU squad for an “impressive” win against a ranked opponent. UCLA sucks. Utah fell back to earth a week after beating (terrible) Michigan in Ann Arbor, blowing a big lead to the Cougs at home. Utah sucks. Everybody sucks except Oregon. JK. Oregon sucks.

Can the Cougs keep the roll going against a spry Cal outfit? Can Stanford take their non-offense to South Bend and get a result? How bad is Oregon going to punish Arizona to avenge Arizona brutalization of Oregon in 2013? Never forget that game btw, it was sweet.

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.02.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

H&F Archive:
Cougs Are Pervs

The Seattle Times reports that the Seattle Police Department is looking for a Cougar fan in connection with an “assualt with sexual motivation” on a Metro bus.

According to police, an unknown male assaulted a woman aboard Metro bus route No. 3. The suspect is described as in his 20s, 5-feet-6 and thin. He was wearing a Washington State University sweatshirt.

Here’s his picture:

image:  SPD

image: SPD

Well I know one thing about Cougar fans – nobody ever said they weren’t classy.  Oh wait, nevermind.  Everyone says that.

09.25.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Cal Collapses in Tuscon

Arizona stormed back to steal one from Cal on a last second hail mary in Tuscon. That game is a comfy clubhouse leader for game of the year. Unreal. Cal led 31-13 in the fourth quarter and 45-30 with under four minutes to play. That stings. The refs blew an obvious PI killing WSU’s late drive as Oregon held on to beat the Cougs in Pullman by a mere touchdown.

Will Oregon’s o-line be their undoing? Will Washington get off the bus against Stanford? Can Cal recover from an all-time gag job? Will WSU harness momentum from their strong performance against the Ducks, or will Utah ride the momentum of beating once-proud Michigan in the Big House?

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

09.25.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

09.17.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – The South Will Writhe Again

Since the inception of the two division Pac-12, the North has run the show via Oregon or Stanford. It looks like this year will be more of the same. South favorites ASU, UCLA, and USC had the following Saturdays: star qb gets injured, star qb gets injured, and #RoadSark special inexplicable loss.

Going forward, can these zany Cougs give the Ducks a game in Pullman? Can Cal make a statement of intent against a potentially ineffective Arizona squad? Is Coach Petersen right to fear the passing attack of Georgia State?

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

09.17.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

09.11.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Sark Bests Shaw In Suck-Off

Sark’s a mediocre coach – many know this. Shaw’s a mediocre coach – few know this. The game has passed Leach’s air raid by – many know this. Dykes’ air raid is evolving and maybe potent – few know this. Mora sucks – this much we’re all clear on.

This week we preview a craptastic slate of games. Will the Cougs get their win for the year against Portland State? Will Washington put good offense and defense together against Illinois? Will Sark’s Trojans get off the bus on the east coast? All legitimate questions!

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

09.11.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

08.28.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Football is Back!

Fig Jam and Constable Echelon exult in the return of meaningful football games. Sark’s Trojans saved a drowning child, until they didn’t. WSU’s bookstore Couged a planner. Jeff Lindquist is a 17.5 road favorite.

We pick every Pac-12 game against the spread. Feels good to be home! Click the link below to enjoy:

08.28.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

08.06.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – 2014 Preview Preview

And we’re back! Season 7 of the Pac-12 Football Podcast on Hotdog & Friends. This website used to be a website. It no longer is. It’s now a podcast depository. We take a look at over/under for select teams’ total wins on the year, review every team’s odds to win the conference, and talk Huskies. Among everybody else of course.

Click the link below to enjoy!

08.06.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

1.27.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Never Forget the New Mexico Bowl

Remember the New Mexico Bowl? We do.

We wrap up our season of terribly picking Pac-12 games against the spread by reviewing all the bowl action. Special attention is paid to WSU and UW. We are nothing but our biases.

We have an interesting sidebar about whether winning a big college football game should be the best day of your life, and what else should be in the “best day” discussion. We also note UW’s surprising success on the hardwood, and take a final opportunity for the year to poke fun at awful WSU hoops and their awful attendance from their awful fans (while noting here that to a man every WSU fan I’ve personally met is a fine upstanding person.)

We are nothing but our biases x2. Click the link below to enjoy!

1.28.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

12.19.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Tosh Lupoi scandal and bowl preview

Tosh Lupoi allegedly gave a kid some money to help him get his grades up so the kid could get into college. THE NERVE! What it means for USC and Washington (spoiler: nothing).

We pick all the bowl games using a highly scientific “Who’s happy to be here?” metric. Click the link below to enjoy!

12.19.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast