1.27.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Never Forget the New Mexico Bowl

Remember the New Mexico Bowl? We do.

We wrap up our season of terribly picking Pac-12 games against the spread by reviewing all the bowl action. Special attention is paid to WSU and UW. We are nothing but our biases.

We have an interesting sidebar about whether winning a big college football game should be the best day of your life, and what else should be in the “best day” discussion. We also note UW’s surprising success on the hardwood, and take a final opportunity for the year to poke fun at awful WSU hoops and their awful attendance from their awful fans (while noting here that to a man every WSU fan I’ve personally met is a fine upstanding person.)

We are nothing but our biases x2. Click the link below to enjoy!

1.28.2014 Pac-12 Football Podcast

12.19.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Tosh Lupoi scandal and bowl preview

Tosh Lupoi allegedly gave a kid some money to help him get his grades up so the kid could get into college. THE NERVE! What it means for USC and Washington (spoiler: nothing).

We pick all the bowl games using a highly scientific “Who’s happy to be here?” metric. Click the link below to enjoy!

12.19.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

12.13.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Chris Petersen to UW

Blah blah Stanford won the conference again. Who cares? Washington dumped Sark on USC and hired one of the top coaches in all of college. We celebrate.

We also pick the All Condiment team for the second or third time ever. Exciting!

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12.13.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

H&F Archive:
Know Your Enemy: St. Louis Rams

Constable Echelon celebrates the upcoming NFL season by previewing the hometown Seattle Seahawks’ opponents in the NFC West.

Welcome to the penultimate edition of the grueling yet necessary Know Your Enemy series. I do miniseries of columns because television miniseries always seem to perform well come Emmy time.

Rams? They suck. A-Rams. A-Suck. And they were met with some disastrous news in the first game of the season, and I’m not just talking about the two touchdown loss at home to the Delhommes. (Of men, in Sprench.)

Rams coach Scott Linehan feigns sexual interest in Rams owner Georgia Frontiere.  Or is it fake?

12.04.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Sark to USC, Washington open

Any news this week? Ol’ Sarky jumped ship back (scare quotes) home (/scare quotes) to USC leaving the puppy Dawgs in the lurch. Mora spurns an opportunity to go to UW. We spend the better part of an hour sorting through Sark, Mora, and various potential Washington coaches.

Oh and there were games last week! UW won the Apple Cup. The reeling Ducks nipped the reeling Beavs in the Civil War. Arizona State looked flat out dominant in beating Arizona in the Territorial Cup. And some other shit. SARK!

We pick the Pac-12 Championship game against the spread, but be real: It’s Sark Week. Click the link below to enjoy!

12.04.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.28.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – Thanksgiving Day Special

Real quick show as we sneak away from our families to spend not quite 20 minutes talking about rivalry week in the Pac-12.

Big development is that we christen the Colorado and Utah game: The Battle for the Pickaxe.

We pick all of this week’s games against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.28.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.20.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – The Great Sark Debate

We go almost an hour (AN HOUR) this week. Discussion includes the Orgeron Trojans, Mariota as a passer, the remarkable decline in the accuracy of our picks, and – most of all – debating the future of Steve Sarkisian at Washington.

Will the Dawgs show up on the road in Corvallis? I SAY YES. Who wins the bowl-eligibility showdown in Pullman between the Utes and the Cougs? WE SAY SOMEBODY. Oh, and why the fuck is Idaho playing at Florida State this week? If any Vandals get injured in this farce, they and their parents ought to be able to sue.

All that and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.20.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.13.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – We can’t believe Washington is about to blow this game at UCLA

Yeah yeah yeah Stanford beat Oregon again. Awesome. Who cares. CAN YOU BELIEVE WASHINGTON IS ABOUT TO GET BLOWN OUT BY THIS AVERAGE UCLA TEAM? Us neither. #RoadSark

We pick all of this week’s games against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.13.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

11.06.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – We break out the Sark impressions

We did not pick games well last week. Why did we think WSU would cover against ASU? Where was the raucous Pullman Halloween crowd I envisioned? Wasn’t Reser supposed to be a house of horrors for the Trojans? I declare last week to be a blip, as it barely dented the comfortably plus-.500 against the spread picking record of your hosts.

This week: We both like Oregon to stomp Stanford. Ten points? That’s all? Be real, Vegas. Oregon easy. We also like the Sun Devil machine to keep rolling against Utah. UW? We’ll GUARANTEE a win, but not a cover. (HOW COULD THIS GO WRONG?)

We pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

11.06.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.30.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – I make the obvious BJ Denker joke

Denker? Damn near killed her!

Washington scores 40 for once and handles a Cal team the Dawgs were way better than. Oregon ran away from UCLA. USC made Utah look inept.

How did the Utes beat Stanford? How did that happen? Only four games this week. I’ll be honest I’m most looking forward to Arizona State @ WSU. THESE TEAMS HATE EACH OTHER.

Fig Jam did great against the spread last week btw. Oh also we lost our connection for a minute at around 11:00 of this and I did a terrible job keeping the show going while I reestablished it.

All this and we pick every game against the spread. Click the link below to enjoy!

10.30.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast

10.22.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast – 15 minutes of us bitching about Sark

We’re not happy with how Washington performed on the road against Arizona State.

We pick no games against the spread.

RIP Dawgfather.

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10.23.2013 Pac-12 Football Podcast