Archive for August, 2007

This caused me to have a significant erection.
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by Constable Echelon Welcome to day one of the Jake Locker era. Welcome to Day One of the Jake Locker Era. That’s better. Seems like a minor change of capitalization between those two sentences, no? That’s the point of this little exercise. There are no small changes on a day...
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By Fig Jam   So – ahem -  it appears to be college football season.  Of course I have taken Friday off to properly prepare for UW v. Syracuse, but in the meantime feel it is appropriate to regale you all with this week’s PAC -10 picks.  Feel free to disagree, so long as you accept...
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These are Frank Lampard’s contract demands from Chelsea. What a wanker. Blues suck.
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Constable Echelon celebrates the upcoming NFL season by previewing the hometown Seattle Seahawks’ opponents in the NFC West. Movie Trailer Announcer’s voice: “Football. Cardinals Football. Arizona. Cardinals. Football.” (sound of bomb exploding followed by THX digital sound thing) Nope, doesn’t work. I was trying to make that sound intimidating. The recent NFC West has...
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By Fig Jam (on behalf of Driblo, the Lion mascot of “Afrobasket” 2007)     So, is the USA Basketball team good again, or is this just like when the USA soccer team won the Gold Cup by beating up on inferior squads (except Mexico). I ask because I legitimately don’t know. My first guess...
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by Constable Echelon I’ve heard the cries from the masses: More Soccer Coverage!! Ask and ye shall receive. Now I’m not going to bore you with some meandering nonsense about my favorite Premiership side. Who would do that? I’ll write about the one soccer team that people actually watch and enjoy: our US...
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Troubled former NBA player Eddie Griffin (not Undercover Brother) died in an awesome way last week — by getting slammed by a train and burning to death in the resulting hellfire. I always liked Eddie Griffin, however his off-court problems seemed to follow him on the court. He showed flashes of brilliance followed by...
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(Editor’s Note: I am posting this on behalf of LS-DubC, who is currently exploring the rainforests of Australia in his brand new used piece of shit Ford that will break down at any moment. You can look at our complete Draft Recap here. On a personal note, LS-DubC was my offensive coordinator last season. It...
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Attention Internet: You should probably start submitting questions for our brand new feature – a mailbag! Yayyyy!! Send in your questions or comments and you may get a shout out from an H&F All-Star. Best question gets a burger and tots from Ed’s Kort Haus. Send us an E-mail with your name and location at hotdogandfriends -at-...
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