We all know one things for sure — Manny hates Australians. With their giggly backsides, complete butchering of the English language, and superior cutlery (You think this isn’t a knife, motherfucker?), they are truly the scum of the earth. Nevertheless, every once and awhile someone will escape that godforsaken island and make...
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Archive for August, 2007
Brah, Check Out This Wicked Slam
And we are officially talking women’s golf…
For those of you not paying attention to women’s golf (and it had better be all of you), good news. There is now an acceptable reason to follow the sport. Natilie Gulbis has won an LPGA event and is now a legitimate pro. If you have never seen Ms. Gulbis, then...
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Tour, Je t’aime
By Constable Echelon
Note: “Established” writers would advise one to put up columns prior to or immediately following the conclusion of the sporting event discussed. In the real world Echelon does things half way, abandons them, and then decides to submit the old thing instead of trying to create something new almost a week...
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Don’t hit your wife on the way out
If, like me, you get frustrated when Chris Reitsma or Ryan Hyphen-Smith gets knocked around in the late innings of a close game, you must remember that it didn’t have to be that way. For the past couple months, a perfectly serviceable Major-League reliever has been wasting away at AAA Tacoma.
His name was Julio...
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