Hotdog & Friends

Christmas comes early if you’re a Husky fan this year. First USC is under fire after it was revealed that Reggie Bush allegedly received 291k while he was at USC. Now comes news that the Belotti family is a bunch of reckless drunks!

And yesterday was the anniversary of Tui’s miraculous 300-200 game against Stanford.  It’s hard to quantify how much better my college experience was because of Tui, but I would say 2432 times better than if, say, Steve Birnbaum was our quarterback.

Enjoy the slutty women:

Enjoy this scary video:

A special video from our local news team at KOMO 4. KOMO should only include this clip in the Highlight Package they send to the Local Emmy Committee.

Sportscaster Mike Ferreri deserves props for repeatedly showing the moment of impact, however he clearly needs to update his jokes. I think he makes a hanging CHAD joke at the beginning and then a Dances With Wolves reference later. I’m surprised he didn’t throw in an Austin Powers line for good measure. I’m just saying that if you watch this video 20 times in a row you start to notice things like that. If you have better joke ideas for Mr. Ferreri, please write them in the comment section and/or send them to him here: mferreri@komotv.com.

Right now, Hector & Victor, the two guys that do the fantasy football prognostications for ESPN.com, are predicting the Giants D/ST will score six points this weekend. Six. Whole. Points. Against Cleo Lemon and the winless and Ronnie Brown-less Miami Dolphins. When Usi Umenyiora will be playing for the first time in front of his Nigerian mother. Really. Six points.

Now, this runs counter to the general trend of H&V drastically overestimating fantasy values. To boot: All of my players, except Giants D and T.J. Housh, are expected to exceed their season averages by an average of 50%.

Why does ESPN do this? Clearly, it’s more fun to think your team has a chance every week - this makes fantasy football more fun. I can imagine fielding a team of has-beens like LSDubC would start to wear on someone (PS: I see you picked up Brown Star mainstay Randy McMichael. Well done; let’s see how that goes.)

However, I find the lack of accuracy/accountability in fantasy football predictions troubling.

The thing about being a fantasy football expert is…you need no qualifications whatsoever. All you have to do is be somewhat entertaining (like the Talented Mr. Roto) and you’re good to go. Man, I wish I had gotten into that game 10 years ago!

Oh yeah, and sorry I haven’t posted in a while. I had to return some videotapes.

Sincerely Yours,

Hotdog

PS: Here’s a funny link from our favorite Rose Bowl-winning Delta Chi.

This one is for Hotdog, in hopes that he will come back to the blog that he so callously abandoned. If he doesn’t, I will begin gradually convert this site into a porn site. And if you know me, it’s not the kind of porn site you ever want to see (unless you are German or Japanese).

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And so Locktober comes to an end.  Going out Grateful….

Week 8 Revue

In a blatent backtrack from my position last week, I am counting the UW/UO game in last week’s totals, because I need to.  On the whole it wasn’t pretty.  2-2 overall, 1-3 against the spread.  I would probably do better if I didn’t spend so much time rolling in the rushes, down by the riverside….

Week 9 Picks

UCLA at WSU (UCLA minus 6)

Which Bruin team will show up?  The one that beat Cal last week or the one that gave Notre Dame it’s only win of the season.  Hard to say.  I guess I’ll just follow the words of wisdom from my man Jerry and go with a touch of grey (kind of suits them anyway) and pick WSU to upset UCLA 28-14.  

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