Louden Swain would be rolling in his grave!

If there’s one thing that gets the goat of H&F, it’s a poorly-executed Vision Quest reference. Here it is below, from Alexi Lalas’ brother:

It’s what I call the Vision Quest-ion. Do you believe Louden Swain could beat Shooter or not? How you answer this question determines what type of fan you are: If you’re with the artists, you say, “Definitely. Louden’s passionate, bloody verve could overcome Shooter’s superior strength and technique.” If you’re with the scientists, you say, “Get off the drugs.”

Umm…Shooter? I think somehow in his mind he confused Vision Quest with Hoosiers. Unless he knows some cool nickname for Shute that, until now, I have been completely unaware of. Occam’s Razor rules out the latter theory.

Wag of the finger to you, Greg Lalas! Didn’t you realize the ever-vigilent hotdog is from Spokane? I hope you contract priapism!