Sean Taylor was voted to the Pro Bowl. (story here)
Props to the league for finally expanding the rules to encompass the dead. Hopes for a zombie team are not that far fetched any more.
Upon hearing the news, Fig Jam and I engaged in the following IM exchange:
Fig Jam: Sean Taylor got voted to the NFC pro bowl…you should write about how the AFC will be able to take advantage of a team with a casket out there at FS
Manny Faces: hahaha….not very reliable for coverage, but a hard hitter
just like actual sean taylor
Fig Jam: good at filling the gaps
can’t really wrap up though
Manny Faces: takes a lot of plays off
Fig Jam: but on the bright side…. isn’t affected by the cold weather in buffalo
doesn’t let the thin air get to him in Denver (you know, since oxygen isn’t relevant anymore)
Manny Faces: doesn’t wear down easily either. able to play at the same level for 4 quarters
Fig Jam: this is good material
Manny Faces: i think this could be a column
just copy and paste
Fig Jam: go for it
redact our names though
Manny Faces: for sure
Fig Jam: don’t want to damage our political careers
Manny Faces: i’ve already accepted the fact that i can never be in the public sphere
Fig Jam: already blew it huh?
I pretty much have as well. People can connect me to our blog to easily…
then all my ranting about women will be aired
and that will be that
Manny Faces: hahaha
Fig Jam: people have no sense of humor about that
Manny Faces: it’s not really a popular subject for most
but that’s what makes it funny
Fig Jam: totally
And Sean Taylor won’t be through after the game is done. All the fine ladies are going to be at The Official Sean Taylor After(life) Party. The party won’t stop til the early mourning.
sidenote: If you’d like to check out more babes and coffins, calendars are available here.