Sean Taylor Getting It Done From Beyond The Grave

December 18, 2007
By Manny Faces

Sean Taylor was voted to the Pro Bowl. (story here)

Sean Taylor pre-November 27, 2007

Props to the league for finally expanding the rules to encompass the dead.  Hopes for a zombie team are not that far fetched any more.

Upon hearing the news, Fig Jam and I engaged in the following IM exchange:

Fig Jam: Sean Taylor got voted to the NFC pro bowl…you should write about how the AFC will be able to take advantage of a team with a casket out there at FS

Manny Faces: hahaha….not very reliable for coverage, but a hard hitter
just like actual sean taylor

Fig Jam: good at filling the gaps
can’t really wrap up though

Manny Faces: takes a lot of plays off

Fig Jam: but on the bright side…. isn’t affected by the cold weather in buffalo

doesn’t let the thin air get to him in Denver (you know, since oxygen isn’t relevant anymore)

Manny Faces: doesn’t wear down easily either. able to play at the same level for 4 quarters

Fig Jam: this is good material

Manny Faces: i think this could be a column
just copy and paste

Fig Jam: go for it
redact our names though

Manny Faces: for sure

Fig Jam: don’t want to damage our political careers
Manny Faces: i’ve already accepted the fact that i can never be in the public sphere
Fig Jam: already blew it huh?
I pretty much have as well. People can connect me to our blog to easily…
then all my ranting about women will be aired
and that will be that

Manny Faces: hahaha

Fig Jam: people have no sense of humor about that

Manny Faces: it’s not really a popular subject for most
but that’s what makes it funny

Fig Jam: totally

And Sean Taylor won’t be through after the game is done. All the fine ladies are going to be at The Official Sean Taylor After(life) Party. The party won’t stop til the early mourning.

Sean Taylor After Party

sidenote: If you’d like to check out more babes and coffins, calendars are available here.

6 Responses to “ Sean Taylor Getting It Done From Beyond The Grave ”

  1. hotdog on December 19, 2007 at 11:32 am

    A new low

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  2. Adam S. on December 19, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    How exactly did you find that?

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  3. Fig Jam on December 19, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    you should have seen some of the candidates that didn’t make the cut…. best material ever? Manny, what was the search you used for that?

    Reply
  4. lawson on December 19, 2007 at 11:32 pm

    I don’t remember Pat Tillman getting this treatment. Is it because he didn’t go to Tha U?

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  5. Manny Faces on December 20, 2007 at 12:19 am

    Search ghetto coffin in google image search and then look at the picture at the bottom with the title “Ghetto Proverbs.”

    Reply
  6. Sager Bombs on December 26, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    Pat Tillman got the same treatment, just not in blog form. I remember wanting to send fake draft notices to the rest of the Cardinals secondary.

    Reply

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