Important Analysis On This Weekend’s Big Game
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You know, the important game on Sunday, people…
No really. This is the more important game, because you don’t know what’s going to happen, and there’s a slightly lower chance of Joe Buck masturbating over the skills of any of the on field talent. That’s right, folks… I’m talkin’ PUPPY BOWL IV!
Fantastic lineup this year, people… more diversity that previous seasons. At first they just kinda tossed a few golden retrievers and labs out there and let em go nuts. Now they’re really reaching out to multiple breeds. And if I was going to bet on MVP candidates, I’d love to think that Bruin the Malamute will have it in him
But he’s got a few things going against him. For one, he’s pretty ugly looking (no offense, Bruin), and for another thing, we all know how Malamutes tend to be more interested in sleeping than playing. I’m cautiously optimistic though, even if he has a UCLA name.
My money is going to be on the cutest ones, and for me that’s Jackson the west highland white terrier (adorable!) and Janet the bull terrier (possible Vick redemption story here)
Ok, feel free to debate, discuss, or just call me gay. But don’t be surprised when you’re bored as shit with the “real” game on Sunday and flipping over to puppy bowl. And if you’ve got the DVR, record it and watch it drunk sometime. Just sayin’. This show pays dividends.
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I like the idea implied by that first picture. Let’s settle this litter vs. litter.
This show is a treat every year. I just sit and stare. Then I go poo on a football field.
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Red Dog with some behind the scenes campaigning. I like it.
the legs look so cool. doesnt he ever get tired? i bet that he goes very fast. I think that the supreame court should let people with diasabilities compete like him in the olympics because he wanted to be in the olimpics and i can infer that from that picture that he is fast. he wanted to compete in the olympics and the supreme court wouldent let him! why not ? let him? just give him a chance to see if he could make it. its not fair to let him not compete it hurts theire fellings and its rude! to say that! so please
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