One thing about being a member of the Bloguminati (Blog Illuminati) is that because I have superior knowledge about everything, I have a duty to share that knowledge with the general public. Since nobody emails me with anything except for their concern about the length/girth/duration of my erections, I have taken my knowledge to...
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I know, I know, the third rule of blogging is never use four f-words in a title (Rule #1 – eat Hot Pockets, many and often. Rule #2 – Don’t put your penis in a freshly microwaved Hot Pocket). Nevertheless, here is Hotdog and Friends favorite Fabrice Fabrice appearing on the Human Giant 24-hour...
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Echelon I’m sure most people have seen this already, but I thought I’d link it anyway just in case. Simmons has run a mailbag consisting entirely of emails from Sonics’ fans lamenting our current plight. Here she is. Fantastic reading there, but it’s going to make you sad. Most every angle of the sordid...
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Fig Jam To put it mildly, Tony Bennett is a wanted man. He is the reigning coach of the year in College Basketball, the face of the WSU Athletic program, and a Coach whose name is being thrown around by a lot of media outlets as a potential candidate for certain “big name” programs who...
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And Pac-10 Pickepedia Purseday? That’s a fabulous handbag. Or Purrsday: the Cataclysm. Echelon Shit girl. My producers are telling me this segment needs punching up. I don’t know if I agree. I mean when I’m consistently bringing aural lubricant like this? Baby girl your booty is fresh and fruity you got a fresh and...
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Constable Echelon The Supes built up a 13 point lead, but were ultimately outclassed last night in the Okie Doke. I’m fine with that. Not even the biggest homer could have expected a W there (or anywhere for that matter). What I’m not ok with is the NBA’s superstar officiating during decisive moments of...
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Manny Faces I’m sure the good people of Houston have been shedding dragon tears since the news that Yao Ming is out for the season with a stress fracture in his foot. Well, they can rest easy on the thin seat on their Wal-Mart jeans, safely knowing their path the NBA Finals has been...
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by Hotdog There. I said it. It was brought to my attention that one Stephen A. Smith* is pushing “White Men Can’t Jump” and “He Got Game” as superior to the movie widely considered to be the best hoops movie ever, “Hoosiers.” After a period of initial outrage and a couple days thought, I’ve...
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Constable Echelon I’ve been thinking about writing this for a couple of weeks. If I had balls I would have dropped it after UW beat UCLA because that would have been hella contrarian, brah. But I don’t and I didn’t. Two prongs on this oyster fork: (1) The Sonics have multiple players who, on...
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Fig Jam So Sergio Garcia got his Caddyshack on this weekend in the matchplay tournament when he allegedly tried to distract his opponent Boo Weekly, by making noise while Weekly was putting. Were this any other pro on tour, this story would have no traction (ok, ok, if it were John Daly it would be believable),...
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