Super Bowl rooting interest
Echelon
Briefly. Some might assume that from my previous posts I would be flat out rooting for the Giants this weekend. Not so. I can’t imagine anything more insufferable than an underdog New York champion. They would shove that shit down our throats for eternity (see: Namath, Joe).
Now, what America has been waiting for. My twofold Super Bowl wish. (drumroll)
Injuries.
Close game.
Who ya got?

I gotta go with the Giants. I am sick of the Patriots. They are old, they cheat sometimes, and they play dirty all the time. Fuck them. I hope Rodney Harrison goes for a helmet to helmet tackle on Brandon Jacobs and accidently knocks himself and Seymour out of the game (during the injury timeout to attend to Harrison and Seymour, I hope Seau, Bruschi, and Vrable all cramp up and have to come out because they are so old).
I also dug the Klosterman piece last week on ESPN.com that talked about the only way for true perfection was via a loss. Really I just like anything the Klosterman writes.
I am rooting for Al-Qaeda.
I hope Brandon Jacobs doesn’t break his leg because I think he’ll be my keeper.
Manny is always rooting for that team. And frankly, it’s starting to become a problem…