Constable Echelon keeps you up to date on the Grandest E’er ™.
Tulsa holds homecourt to take a 1-0 series lead in front of 7300 home fans!
All back to Bradley for game 2! “Yes, I’d like to book 24 tickets from Tulsa to Peoria. No, Illinois. Yeah. And I need them tomorrow.”
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Archive for March, 2008
CBI Finals Game 1: Wrap City
162-0, Wheeeeeee!
We’re on pace for it, and no one else in the AL West can say that. I’m a beliver (and not of Lefebvre). Woo hoo, plenty of room on the bandwagon!
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CBI Finals Preview Game 1: Bradley @ Tulsa
Sure the attendance has been terrible and UW crapped out in the first round, but Art Thiel hates the CBI so there must be something good about it. Constable Echelon accepts the Sisyphean challenge of previewing all CBI matchups to prepare you for The Grandest Tournament E’er Conceived ™.
When: Monday, 5pm PST
(Tulsa G Ben...
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Know Your Enemy, AL West Edition: Texas Rangers
Constable Echelon
AL West Division champions this millenium:
2007 Angels
2006 A’s
2005 Angels
2004 Angels
2003 A’s
2002 A’s
2001 Mariners
2000 A’s
Noticeably absent from that list are this decade’s AL West doormats, the Texas Rangers. In fact the Rangers have finished last in the division 5 out of 8 years this decade. The other three years? A glorious...
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The city’s all ours, the city’s all ooours!
Congrats to Liverpool on a well-deserved victory over Constable’s lackluster Everton sqaud.
In tribute, here’s an unintelligible interview featuring Liverpool’s two scouser stars, Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher.
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MLS Fantasy League! Know About It!
I started an MLS Fantasy league (salary cap format) – if I forgot to send you the invite, the information is below the jump.
Free tips:
According to the scoring system, you get bonus points for defenders and midfielders who score goals.
You can change you formation if, for example, you wanted to play three strikers. I’ve found that...
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Rochestie to suffer indignity of Durango
Fig Jam
Through tears of anguish/joy I read Bud Withers piece this past week on the inspirational superhero of the world: Taylor Rochestie. I could not come to grips with the sacrifice of the young man by giving up his brand new Ford Expedition in favor of an “Older” Dodge Durango.
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AL West Preview: Seattle Mariners
Fig Jam
Here’s a question: Does a team become better if they upgrade their pitching staff, but downgrade the talent of their position players? The Seattle Mariners will answer that question this season. Conventional wisdom, however, would suggest the answer is no.
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Fideo Friday pt. II: And That Happened
From withleather.com, here is a funny little number of John Mayer (yeah that one) announcing a baseball game.
Echelon piggybacks after the jump!
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Fideo Friday: First Class Ticket To Hell
Ummmm, here is some video…goddamn it, nevermind. Just watch it. Fucking internet.
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