Miguel Batista’s Idol is Kenny G

March 1, 2008
By Sager Bombs

Sager Bombs

This does not suggest toughness.

You gotta love these guys! 

Batista was serenaded with his very own Kenny G session.  “He played for me,” Batista said. “It was my favorite song, ‘Alone.’ Now, I feel like I’ve had everything. I’ve talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I’d be served. I’d be complete.”

Just like Trevor Hoffman, Mariano Rivera, etc., have theme music when they make an entrance from the bullpen, now that Miguel is doing some relief work, wouldn’t it be hilarious if the Safeco PA blasted Songbird?  Who wouldn’t be intimidated?

One Response to Miguel Batista’s Idol is Kenny G

  1. Constable Echelon on March 2, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    Sandy Koufax and Kenny G? I hope Batista realizes this means he’d be meeting the Jewish god.

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