Archive for March 7th, 2008

Lord Have Mercy Arsenal is Stacked

Friday, March 7th, 2008

by HotdogĀ 

From DuNord:

The Arsenal Reserve team that beat Colorado today had Gilberto, Robin Van Persie and Theo Walcott in their lineup. Hahahahahahaha. Reserve team. Hahahahahahaha. All 3 would be MLS stars.

Can you imagine? Manny, what do you think about that? Wow! Amazing, isn’t it!

Suck it, hotdog

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Go back in time and give your mother an abortion.

Fideo Friday

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Hotdog & Friends doesn’t throw their endorsements around lightly. A promo from this site can lead to a revenue increase of tens of dollars. That being said, the second season of Human Giant premiers next Tuesday on MTV. Here is a preview featuring Will Arnett doing what he does:


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Do you suppose we could, like, have Carl Landry back?

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Constable Echelon

Regrets, the Sonics have had a few. Paying Jim McIlvaine instead of Shawn Kemp. Trading Scottie Pippen for Olden Polynice. Not to mention this whole “my NBA team is about to be relocated to Oklahoma City because David Stern turned out to be a sinister asshole and there’s nothing I can do about it because I didn’t happen to have $350 million handy when Howard Schultz decided to stab Seattle in the back” thing.

In light of that list of managerial abortions, today’s gripe is refreshingly minor. The Houston Rockets are on a 17 game winning streak that has perservered in spite of a season ending injury to Yao Ming. Effectively filling some of those post minutes is Seattle’s selection with the first pick of the second round in the 2007 NBA Draft, Carl Landry. And dude, the thing is, I want him back.

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