85 first dates…
Fig Jam
Note to Seahawks:
You are primed for championship relevance for about 1 more season offensively (and by primed I mean screwed). You have a young and talented defense but an elderly, brittle offense. Hasselbeck, Alexander, Engram, and Jones cannot carry the load much longer (and by much longer I mean any longer). Immediately trade for Chad Johnson. Give up whatever it takes to get him. He will behave next season because he will want to prove that the Bengals were the problem, not him. He will put up big numbers and celebrate in hilarious fashion. He went to Oregon State so he’s likely to be ok with coming to the Northwest.
For the love of god trade for Chad Johnson. That is all.
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85 > 4th round pick we’d have to give up.
and for god’s sake draft a goddamn running back
we don’t need an RB we have Julius James (or is it Jones?).
I was thinking this very same thing this morning on my way to work. Maybe we could get a MNF game with Ocho Cinco on the roster….