85 first dates…

April 16, 2008
By Fig Jam

Fig Jam

Note to Seahawks: 

You are primed for championship relevance for about 1 more season offensively (and by primed I mean screwed).  You have a young and talented defense but an elderly, brittle offense.  Hasselbeck, Alexander, Engram, and Jones cannot carry the load much longer  (and by much longer I mean any longer).  Immediately trade for Chad Johnson.  Give up whatever it takes to get him.  He will behave next season because he will want to prove that the Bengals were the problem, not him.  He will put up big numbers and celebrate in hilarious fashion.  He went to Oregon State so he’s likely to be ok with coming to the Northwest. 

For the love of god trade for Chad Johnson.  That is all.

4 Responses to “ 85 first dates… ”

  1. Tubby on April 17, 2008 at 10:40 am

    85 > 4th round pick we’d have to give up.

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  2. Fox on April 17, 2008 at 11:57 am

    and for god’s sake draft a goddamn running back

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  3. admin on April 17, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    we don’t need an RB we have Julius James (or is it Jones?).

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  4. Lbeezy on April 17, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    I was thinking this very same thing this morning on my way to work. Maybe we could get a MNF game with Ocho Cinco on the roster….

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