Boys will be boys (add sodomy)

Constable Echelon

Ahhh, locker room hazing. The sweetest taboo. That simple time in a boy’s life where he and his friends blow off steam by playfully whipping each other with towels and…forcibly inserting their fingers into the anuses of younger teammates?

It must be Oregon!

Former Oregon high school basketball players Josh Haqq, 17, and John Berokoff, 19 took locker room shenanigans to homoerotic and felonious extremes.

From the article:

The victim was wearing basketball trunks, which his assailants removed, leaving him in boxer shorts, Brown said. As Andersen and the Kutsev brothers held him down “by his arms and his legs,” Brown said, “a finger was inserted into his anus, causing him physical injury.”

Yes….a finger…

Brown said either Haqq or Berokoff — he wasn’t sure who — penetrated the victim.

Tina Haqq, Josh’s mother, said the criminal charges stemmed from a “misunderstanding” but would not elaborate.

Haqq and Berokoff were sentenced to what the article terms “30 days in an adult jail”. Which of course is code for “you’re going to get raped and see how you like it”.

Four former Molalla basketball players plead no contest to assault of teammate (The Oregonian)

Now time to sit back and see how this affects the google ads.