Washburn: The China Earthquake is Johjima’s Fault
Look. I’m not saying the guy is causing death and destruction to a rival asian country on purpose. Just like I’d never suggest it’s his fault I suck hot ass (again) this year. I’m just wondering if any members of the Johjima family were in the Sichuan Province yesterday.
Read into that what you want.
I mean let’s be honest. He’s totally new to America and Major League Baseball. Oh wait, he’s been in the league three years? Are you sure? Well, it’s not like I went 10-15 in an 88-win season, and have only two years in my career where I’ve pitched more than 200 innings. Oh I did? Well, I blame the Spanish speaking players. And you know who else sucks? All the batters that have been knocking me around this season. I blame them. I mean Cleveland scoring 6 runs in 4.1 innings? What a bunch of selfish assholes.
But seriously, now I’m all rattled from my next start because of Kenji. How can I let him catch me when I think he might be responsible for the deaths of thousands? And earthquakes just make me so… ANGRY
*throws ball towards garbage can with all his strength*
*bottle goes 82 MPH and misses target by a mile*
June 11th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Washburn: The China Earthquake is Johjima’s Fault, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.