Red Sox fans are awesome

May 28, 2008
By Fig Jam

Fig Jam

The Red Sox are in town, which is always a treat.  I really like their fanbase.  Passionate bunch.  The following is a conversation you may have with roughly 90% of all Boston Fans today.

 

FJ:  Hey, nice hat.  You a Boston Fan?

GO SAWKSS!!!!!

FJ:   Haha.. nice.  You been to a game at Fenway before?

No.  Tickets are really hard to get.

FJ:  Yeah that’s what I’ve heard.  How bout the city though.  Really great place.  you been on the historical walk before?  What’s that called?  The Freedom trail?  

I guess.

FJ:  Oh…. you’ve never been to Boston before?  Yeah I guess that makes sense.  I noticed your hat still has the tags on it.

Tickets are really hard to get.

FJ:  Yeah. Logan can be a bitch.  Where you from?  Oh… Renton.  Allright cool.  Who’s your favorite Player?

Big Popeye!!!

FJ: Papi?  Yeah he’s good.  Any idea what his real name is?  No? I didn’t think so.  Helluva hitter though.  Which team do you hate the most?

Fuck those Yankees!!!

FJ:  Yeah. figured.  Which all time Yankee do you hate the most?  Jeter? Rivera? Marris?  Mantle?  DiMaggio?  Bera? 

A-ROD!!!

FJ: A-Rod? How can that be?  He’s never won a championship with them?  You’ve won 2 titles to his 0?  You really hate him?

Fuck A-ROD!!! Yankees Suck!  GO SAWKS……

FJ:  Well it’s been great talking to you.  I can see you are a very knowledgeable, educated, and passionate fan.  I really like your 4 leaf clover tattoo.  That is clever.  Am I going to see you at Safeco tonight for the game?  No.  Going to the Casino huh?  Well, have fun! 

13 Responses to “ Red Sox fans are awesome ”

  1. Ron Burgandy on May 28, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    That girl in the first picture is pointing at her boobies!

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  2. S K Dub on May 29, 2008 at 8:54 am

    This is exactly why I hate it when the Goober where his Red Sox hat. Or Cubs hat. Or Kansas jersey. Or Illinois jersey.

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  3. S K Dub on May 29, 2008 at 8:55 am

    *wears

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  4. NW Sports on May 29, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    You couldn’t have been more spot-on. The douche-bag level was at an all-time high the last 3 nights.

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  5. Fig Jam on May 29, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Let’s talk about that tattoo. Undoubtedly to remind her boyfriend of the redsox during sex. Thus, when the guy is having sex, he is thinking about Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz. Nice.

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  6. hotdog on May 29, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    It would be hard to maintain a Papelboner when mating with that woman.

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  7. Tubby on May 30, 2008 at 12:14 am

    That chick doesn’t have boyfriends. She just bangs dudes who are about to be deployed.

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  8. Beef on May 30, 2008 at 4:04 am

    Whoa now Tubby, there ain’t nothin’ wrong with that…

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  9. Sager Bombs on May 30, 2008 at 5:10 am

    yeah Tubby, banging dudes who are about to be deployed is Beef’s bread and butter.

    HAY NOW!

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  10. Beef on May 30, 2008 at 9:19 am

    Got me!

    Though, it could be that Tubby is bitter about the 4/2SBCT redeployment to Ft. Lewis; as the competition for the skanques at the Ram (Tacoma) is now probably a little more heated…

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  11. S K Dub on May 30, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    I’m enlisting!

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  12. Beef's Dad on May 30, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    I never realized that Tacoma was settled by the French.

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  13. northwest on June 1, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Beef’s Dad just made me spit up cheesecake on my computer screen. Well played, Beef’s Dad, fine bit of comedy.

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