Only Suckers Pay For Mariners Tickets
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008Constable Echelon
Red Sox. Tigers. Angels. Two to four tickets for every game of this homestand arrayed in front of me like playing cards with the following instruction: “Take your pick.”
Happens every year.
I nabbed two seats for last Tuesday’s Boston game, four seats for Wednesday’s Sawx show, and two for King Felix’s Latin American Baseball Day start against the Tigers last Saturday. The free duckets served as annual confirmation of Echelon’s Bombs Rule #1: Only suckers pay for Mariners tickets.

