Shaq Issues Query: Kobe, Please Describe The Taste Of My Posterior.
Manny Faces
This is just a prime example of Shaq being who he is. Shaq is an entertainer first and foremost and he does what it takes to rock the crowd. There has been kind of an uproar over him calling out Kobe in this freestyle session, when all he was doing was entertaining. Why haven’t they talked about Shaq’s impact on Patrick Ewing and Kareem? Perhaps because they were not specifically asked to tell Shaq how his ass tastes. How. Ever. The best freestyles have as many punchlines packed into them as possible. As many “ooooooooh’s” you can get from the crowd the better. Kobe should be insulted, but the only response he can issue is in rap form. The media is just taking this opportunity to stir up some controversy so they have something else to talk about besides baseball and the WNBA. I guess that’s fine with me since any time Shaq is on camera is guaranteed gold.
If you actually clicked to read more then your reward is this, literally, retarded freestyle battle.
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The only retards in that clip were the 2 judges who didn’t vote for Eli.
Do those judges have peanut butter in their ears? Eli said on multiple occasions that he was the best. End of battle right there.
Kobe should be able to respond in any sort of verse, including haiku. Especially haiku.