Comments on: Dear ESPN: Please Just Report Sports News On Your Sports News Show

By: skdub

skdub — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:53:34 +0000

Your child will probably have Down Syndrome.

By: Fig Jam

Fig Jam — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:27:18 +0000

Where would you categorize the little league world series? Is it sports? I don’t think it is. I’m not sure why ESPN insists on covering that tournament so much, but I find it kind of creepy.

By: Sager Bombs

Sager Bombs — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:55:47 +0000

That’s the spirit. Except for the FSN Final Score part. No sale.

In a related note, I’m expecting a lot of mileage from the new “I’m Going to Hell” tag.

By: Constable Echelon

Constable Echelon — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:50:57 +0000

That’s the deal with Sportscenter and ESPN in general: We’re going to watch anyway, so they go after people who don’t care about ‘just sports’.

ESPNnews is actually a nice show if you just want the scores. You get everything in a half hour with limited bullshit.

FSN Final Score is good too for a no frills affair.

Embrace the alternatives! Screw the cancer kids!