Archive for July 4th, 2008

Happy America Day, You Commie Bastards!

Friday, July 4th, 2008

By The TUBA GUY

Tuba Guy Is Creepy

All you need to know is this: I celebrate by watching this every year, because tuba guy also cannot drive 55. And he loves tequila. And freedom isn’t free. And these colors don’t run. Etc, etc…

Get on board while you can, bitches. Before Sammy parachutes through your roof.