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Happy America Day, You Commie Bastards!

By The TUBA GUY

Tuba Guy Is Creepy

All you need to know is this: I celebrate by watching this every year, because tuba guy also cannot drive 55. And he loves tequila. And freedom isn’t free. And these colors don’t run. Etc, etc…

Get on board while you can, bitches. Before Sammy parachutes through your roof.

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One Response to “Happy America Day, You Commie Bastards!”

  1. Hotdog & Friends » Blog Archive » Special Weekend Post OMG! Says:
    August 2nd, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    [...] No really, exhale.  I can wait.  I’ll just sit here and sound the trumpet.  And the tuba.  Because tomorrow night is like that first drunken kiss you have with a girl you don’t [...]

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