Archive for July 7th, 2008

Schilling vows to fight fading spotlight

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Fig Jam

Two weeks removed from season/career ending surgery, Kurt Schilling collected some media members together so that he could say stuff that they would write down . Schilling said that by discussing the possibility that he will return to the Major Leagues, he thinks he can continue to be relevant for at least another year.  Sports fans of the non-Boston world rejoice! 

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Fare Thee Well, Lanky One

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Hotdog

With a heavy heart, I must report that Peter Crouch is headed away from Anfield.

My love for Crouch is far from a secret, no homo. But while countless Liverpool fans blot tears away this night, ultimately both player and country will benefit from this transfer.

Crouch Booty
Peter Crouch has his rear end lovingly escorted away from Anfield.

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