SCOREBOARD UPDATE: Oklahoma **2**, Washington 0

July 23, 2008
By Sager Bombs

Sager Bombs

Oklahoma ain’t just meth and tornado huntin’

 

I swear… anything we can do, these Oklahomans can do better. Taking our basketball team was terrible, but I always thought our state would be the kings of beastiality, thanks to the infamous Mr. Hands horse fucking death of a few years ago. By the way, that’s a link to a description of the crime, and it at the bottom it links to a video if you nasty. The video is not safe for work, life, belief in god, or wanting to stay sober.

Well, I guess Oklahomans do animal banging better than us too. Word out of Tulsa tells the tale of a boy who, while hanging out at home with his girlfriend, discovered over 250 videotapes and computer pictures of his mom boning three different dogs. Sweet fucking christ. I remember finding a box of condoms in my parents’ bedroom and that was traumatic enough… this guy found 193 CD-ROMs and DVDs, 67 VHS tapes, 12 cassette tapes, two floppy discs, two computer flash drives and one photo album showing the sex acts. So I guess he probably won’t be a contestant on “Yo Momma” anytime soon. Oh, and I suppose that might be a dealbreaker when it comes to the kid’s girlfriend, eh? Sorry, it’s not you… it’s your dogfucking family. Also, mom was in the hospital being treated for appendicitis. I wonder how her internals got messed up?

So, well played, Oklahoma. And remember, Seattleites, if any Okies want to remind you how superior they are in grabbing our hoops team, don’t forget to remind them that they are the kings of beasiality as well.

I wonder if it’s too late to change the team name from Thunder?

7 Responses to “ SCOREBOARD UPDATE: Oklahoma **2**, Washington 0 ”

  1. Constable Echelon on July 23, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    /furiously erasing hard drive

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  2. Sager Bombs on July 23, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    At least you don’t have a jpeg of a dog shaped sex toy in your “pictures” folder.

    (I hope)

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  3. LS-DubC on July 23, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    I would strongly recommend throwing a beast tube tag line on this post. For a few weeks we were getting over 800 hits a day from the animal fucking community alone.

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  4. Constable Echelon on July 23, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    Done and done.

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  5. Fig Jam on July 24, 2008 at 9:00 am

    What was this kid doing in his parents room?

    Also – the AP headline for this a few days ago was, “Largest Animal Shelter in U.S. Will House 2 Dogs Trained to Have Sex With Women.”

    I wonder how many animal “lovers” out there read that and thought, “finally, mainstream acceptance,” and then called to book reservations.

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  6. Shaggy on July 24, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Let’s make sure at the OU/UW football game that we keep Spirit as far away from the visitors’ section as possible.

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  7. Time of Your Blog :: Sports Northwest Magazine on July 24, 2008 at 2:32 pm

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