Special Weekend Post OMG!
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008Sager Bombs

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE FIRST NFL PRESEASON GAME IS SUNDAY!!!!!!! Finally, we can all exhale. No really, exhale. I can wait. I’ll just sit here and sound the trumpet. And the tuba. Because tomorrow night is like that first drunken kiss you have with a girl you don’t sleep with until several dates later. You can’t help but get all fired up that it happened, but unfortunately there is a bit of a slog ahead until the real payoff. In football terms, the blue balls will come after about 1 quarter of football when all the starters are pulled and you’re stuck watching backups for the Skins and Colts.
BUT FOOTBALL! WHEEE! Here are the things I will be rooting for Sunday night: