Archive for August 18th, 2008

Welcome To Qwest Field, Please Hand Over Your Testicles

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Sager Bombs

So by now you’ve heard about this NFL Fan Code Of Conduct being rolled out across the league this year.  You’ve also probably heard that when they looked for inspiration the league looked at the Seahawks 2007 Code of Conduct for behavior at Qwest Field.  The Hawks have had one in place for four years.  The NFL’s press release contains this nugget:

In addition to the fan code of conduct, the NFL and its clubs will evaluate fan feedback and existing programs to ensure their effectiveness and shape the development of new programs.

Ok then.  Allow me to provide some fan feedback regarding the above picture from this weekend’s preseason game, encouraging fans to rat out fellow fans via phone or text message to have them ejected…

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Memo to all Chinese Olympians

Monday, August 18th, 2008

From: The Chinese Government (and Fig Jam)

To:  All Chinese Athletes competing in the Olympics

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Greetings, and congratulations on your wonderful accomplishments in the Olympics.  We are very proud of you and the way you represented China to the rest of the world.  A few notes on where you should report following the games:

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