Comments on: Welcome To Qwest Field, Please Hand Over Your Testicles

By: Have You Ever Seen the Blog? :: Sports Northwest Magazine

Have You Ever Seen the Blog? :: Sports Northwest Magazine — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:16:17 +0000

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By: Fig Jam

Fig Jam — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:52:28 +0000

Or….

“Hi, I’d like to report a problem. The girl sitting next to me doesn’t know shit about football and is ruining the gameday experience for everyone within about 3 rows, please have her removed. What’s that? Oh – did I ask to her stop…. Yeah I asked her to stop but she’s my Girlfriend, you think she listens to me?? Seriously, you’re going to have to step in here, for everyone’s sake.”

By: Fig Jam

Fig Jam — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:43:22 +0000

“Hello. I’d like to report a problem. The guy next to me brought his girlfriend/wife to the game and she doesn’t know shit about football. I can’t count the number of stupid questions. It’s killing my gameday experience. Please have her removed immediately. He can stay, but he has to chug a beer first to reclaim his manhood.”

By: Constable Echelon

Constable Echelon — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:03:57 +0000

I think everyone was wishing the Qwest experience could be more like Safeco. I was growing tired of our home field advantage.

By: beef

beef — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:12:54 +0000

This jives perfectly w/ the Orwellian police state Seattle has become; Stalin was all about having people turn-in their neighbors. The people of Seattle will relish being given this opportunity.