Hotdog & Friends

Sager Bombs

1.  The word “Oregon” came from the English bastardization of Indians repeatedly saying “O-Ring gone” to the settlers.  I’m implying that Oregon was founded by Native American killing, homosexually irresponsible pioneers.

2.  Famous University of Oregon grads include the lead singer of the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies and a Hollywood producer  who is most famous for putting a collagen injection into his cock and being a fan of snuff films.

3.  Oregon doesn’t even have a baseball team.  Despite university protests it was shut down for Title IX reasons and wrestling was kept because Phil Knight needed a test market for metallic singlets.

(5 days until football season!)

or Let’s Stop Worrying About Age and Focus on Production

Constable Echelon

Why are there only a half dozen decent pro quarterbacks? Quarterback is the most glamorous position in American sports. Thousands of kids want to play qb, and sure most of them aren’t 6′2+” or blessed with a cannon for an arm, but enough people are that the Dolphins shouldn’t have been barely able to fill the position last year.

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