3 Fun Facts About Oregon

August 25, 2008
By Sager Bombs

Sager Bombs

1.  The word “Oregon” came from the English bastardization of Indians repeatedly saying “O-Ring gone” to the settlers.  I’m implying that Oregon was founded by Native American killing, homosexually irresponsible pioneers.

2.  Famous University of Oregon grads include the lead singer of the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies and a Hollywood producer  who is most famous for putting a collagen injection into his cock and being a fan of snuff films.

3.  Oregon doesn’t even have a baseball team.  Despite university protests it was shut down for Title IX reasons and wrestling was kept because Phil Knight needed a test market for metallic singlets.

(5 days until football season!)

3 Responses to “ 3 Fun Facts About Oregon ”

  1. Hotdog on August 25, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Costa goes down!

    Reply
  2. Shaggy on August 26, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    To be fair, they are reviving the baseball program. I already hate them.

    Reply
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