3 More Fun Facts About Oregon

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That's Autzen Stadium on the left, a couple girls tailgating on the right

That's Autzen Stadium on the left, a couple girls tailgating on the right

1.  Never forget: Mike Belotti as a husband and a father = iffy at best.  1 divorce and 2 DUIs for his son. 

2.  Oregon can’t trust their citizens to pump their own gas.  Why?  Too complicated. 

3.  Oregon has one of the worst education systems in the country.  No really.  Click that link.  Lowest kindergarten enrollment in the country.  Worst 4th grade math scores, and second lowest 4th grade reading.  Fewest adults working full-time and year-round.  And most applicable to us:

Oregon does not define college readiness or college preparation.

Happy college fotoball day!

One Response to “3 More Fun Facts About Oregon”

  1. The Emancipator Says:

    I just wanted to add another tidbit to the massive pile of evidence that seems to suggest that Oregon is full of retards. I’m sure many of you have already seen this list that shows the average IQ of each state. It was passed around a lot during the 2004 election to show that Bush supporters are stupid. I don’t really need an article or a table to tell me that but I still like it. Since then, this list has been disputed by the retards it called out, but I don’t really care. The truth exists whether you believe it or not, and I’m all for any evidence that supports my theories. So here’s the link http://chrisevans3d.com/files/iq.htm. As you can see, Oregon is the dumbest blue state. But since this list has been discredited, we probably can’t trust it. In reality, Oregon is probably a lot closer to the bottom, somewhere down around the territory of Guam. Every person I know that goes there is actually retarded, or they were denied from UW. My retarded uncle has tenure there. He just studies boogers and play-doh now. We’re very proud of him.

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