Another Form Of Alternative Energy: Sucking My Balls

Sager Bombs

This commercial is now being played nationwide. I don’t want Aubrey McClendon selling me on anything, except his own suicide in an oil-based fire. Why would anyone consider this douchebag a believable spokesperson on a goddamn thing? I will now start searching the internet for the interview where he admits he’s been stockpiling natural gas, buying clouds, and never planned on keeping wind or gas power as viable future sources. Seriously though Aubrey, harvest that wind power, build a tornado machine, and set it down in Oklahoma City. Thanks.

Love, Sager.

PS: Fuck you, Aubrey McClendon