The Cougars Are Determined To Give The Huskies A Fight
Sager Bombs
…for the title of shittiest major conference team in the nation, of course. News out of Pullman today is that their #3 quarterback blew out his ACL and MCL during last weekend’s 66-13 sportsraping of the Cougars at Oregon State.
In case you’d given up on football already (and I can’t blame you) the Cougs #1, Gary Rogers, is possibly out for good after a season-ending neck injury, and the number 2, Kevin Lopina, is out with a back injury. That leaves them staring at burning a redshirt at the position (what kind of asshole coach does that) or starting the walk-on redshirt freshman they let clean up the end of the OSU game.
They must really like the tools the kid has, seeing how they didn’t throw a pass the rest of the game after he came in. The Cougs last 14 offensive plays were rushes. Gotta tell you, the market on Stubhub for Apple Cup tickets (only $72 dollars! for one ticket! to Pullman!) seems reeeeeeeeal optimistic.
Is the NBA season starting yet? Wait… what? This is why there is a waiting period to purchase guns.
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rumor is that their #2 may be ready to go this week, against USC. If I were him I may just think that one over a bit before I rush to get back for a game where the over under on the # of sacks will be in double digits….
If the #2 guy can’t go – then they have 3 QB options left for the Trojan game. First- the walk on freshman who finished out the game last week. Second – taking the redshirt of Levenseller and burning an entire year of eligibility for him. Third – the guy who made the team last week after open tryouts were conducted. So – which one of those options is the most appealing?
Casey Paus.
Did anyone we know finish college early, cause this would be a great time to cash in that last year of eligibility… except for them being horrible and all.