Lingerie Bowl Cancelled!
Seattle Mist fans repent! It appears the Lingerie Football League has been unable to reach an agreement with the host venue — Caliente nudist resort.
As Shutdown Corner reports, the league was apparently too conservative to consent to the resort’s wishes. Caliente actually wanted the game to be played in a clothing-optional area of the resort. The Lingerie Football League balked at this demand – citing the comfortability of the players and staff.
After all, just because these girls consented to playing in their underwear doesn’t mean they want to look in the stands and see an old man playing in his underwear. (A totally reasonable point, in my mind. No one wants to see old man balls.)

