Cougs Are Pervs
The Seattle Times reports that the Seattle Police Department is looking for a Cougar fan in connection with an “assualt with sexual motivation” on a Metro bus.
According to police, an unknown male assaulted a woman aboard Metro bus route No. 3. The suspect is described as in his 20s, 5-feet-6 and thin. He was wearing a Washington State University sweatshirt.
Here’s his picture:
Well I know one thing about Cougar fans – nobody ever said they weren’t classy. Oh wait, nevermind. Everyone says that.


Looks like Person #2 to me.
Washington State University, huh? Allez le Cougs!
Shocking!!! absolutely shocking!!!……not really.
the wazzu version of the bang bus.
I didn’t know Jack Johnson was a Cougar fan.