Archive for April, 2009

Why Does the Sports Guy Even Bother to Write about Boston?

April 29, 2009
By Fig Jam

Fig Jam. I’ve bitched about this before, but apparently the management as ESPN has not gotten the message.  How they can possibly allow Bill Simmons to continue to destroy his credibility as a sports writer is beyond me.  ESPN is giving him a national platform to do basically nothing but talk about how much he...
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Call the legislative hotline

April 24, 2009
By Constable Echelon

Tell them you support Senate Bill 6116.  This will take you literally 60 seconds. 1-800-562-6000 Plenty of reasons to support the passage of the bill, which among other things provides financing options for the renovation of Key Arena as well as Husky Stadium: -Necessary to eventually force Clay Bennett to pay yet another $30 million for hijacking...
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Fideo Friday: Cleveland And A Small-Dicked Wizard

April 24, 2009
By Manny Faces

This first one is safe for work. The second one is not, but it was too enjoyable not to post. Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo. Ouch.
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Sounders FC Notes: Greg Vanney is an Utter Travesty

April 23, 2009
By admin
Sounders FC Notes: Greg Vanney is an Utter Travesty

I have to speak. Because Lord knows Greg Vanney cannot. In a world of awful soccer announcing, Greg Vanney has taken the cake as the worst of them all. Sounders FC need to remove him from the television broadcasts with all haste, lest Kevin Calabro strangle him with his microphone cord.
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Kids Get Sentenced For Killing Tuba Man, Thank Their Lucky Stars They Are Kids

April 23, 2009
By Sager Bombs
Kids Get Sentenced For Killing Tuba Man, Thank Their Lucky Stars They Are Kids

Sager Bombs Sentences came down today, and 2 of them will be serving 72 weeks in juvenile detention.  The other one will be serving 36.  They may even get those sentences reduced for good behavior.  For pummeling a 52-year-old man to death.  Even the prosecutor is frustrated that they can’t serve more time. You can really...
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The Word From DC

April 23, 2009
By Sager Bombs

Sager Bombs The airwaves are abuzz out here today about the Skins swapping first round picks with Seattle to get their hands on Sanchez, who Dan Snyder has been wining and dining of late.  No word of what they’d actually give up in return to us, but they would then try and move Jason Campbell...
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Top 10 NBA Plays With Snoop Dogg

April 20, 2009
By Manny Faces

This is a delightful countdown of the best plays of the 2008-09 NBA season. Somehow scientists need to invent the option of having Snoop doing running commentary in a little box in the bottom of the screen for anything on TV.
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Fideo Friday: Husky Hoops Wrapup

April 17, 2009
By Manny Faces

Here is the 2008-2009 highlight film the team showed at their end of season banquet. Big ups to Jon Brockman, Dentmon, and Artem. Congrats to Cam Dollar too, but the Dawgs will miss him. Can’t wait til next season.
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Shit. Cameron Dollar To Seattle U

April 16, 2009
By Sager Bombs

Sager Bombs It’s now official.  And right after the great ESPN Mag piece on him (which probably didn’t help keep him around any).  We certainly wish him the best, but this coming year was looking fantastic.  It would have really helped to have him around.
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This Is The Craziest

April 14, 2009
By Manny Faces

One in a Million Basketball Shot – Watch more Funny Videos
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