In other Caddyshack Related News

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License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit – ever. They’re like the Viet Cong – Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.  – Carl Spackler

There is a headline in Washington State news today entitled, “Spokane parks to detonate Squirrels.”  According the article, they are literally going to pump propane into squirrel tunnels and then create a spark.  At that point, the screwing around is pretty much over.  They are playing for keeps. 

I got to get into this dude’s pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who’s the gopher’s ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

So this appears to be a legitimate plan that the city of Spokane has concocted.  They are actually going to do this.  From the article, “The machine is called the Rodenator Pro. It pumps propane and oxygen into the tunnels of squirrels, then sends an electric spark that causes an explosion. The shock waves kill the squirrels and collapse their tunnels.”

 I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

I mean… I could go on posting pictures about this all night, but I guess I’ll stop.  This is one of the best plans that has ever been stolen directly from a movie.  I applaud the stoned  members of the Spokane Parks Department for their ability to think outside of the country club on this one.