Archive for June 3rd, 2009

A Mormonic Decision: Jake Heaps Chooses BYU

Prized recruit Jake Heaps will NOT be playing for the Huskies, according to the beautiful, enchanting King 5 sports anchor Lisa Gangel. Instead, the highly-prized quarterback prospect will be headed to a place where you check for wedding rings on sophomores. While an unpopular decision in the Pacific Northwest, the choice should give Heaps a […]

Suck it world! UW Softball National Champions!

Constable Echelon Image: Simply put, fuck you all. Fuck each and every last one of you. Seriously. Fuck you good and hard. For the University of Washington Huskies are the champions of the Women’s Collegiate Softball Universe. “But wait, Echelon, you don’t care about women’s softball!” May I refer you to the first line […]