Giuseppe Rossi is an asshole

from bleacherreport.com

from bleacherreport.com

First he decides to spurn the country of his birth to play for Italy. And then he scores a stunner against us in the Confederations Cup. Total dick move.

You know who else is a dick? Daniele De Rossi. He gets suspended for four games for elbowing Brian McBride in the head and then he scores the second goal. And then that cunthole Rossi hits the third. America loses, 3-1.

Long story short: if your last name has “Rossi” in it, you’re probably not my favorite person right now. That goes for you, too.

That being said, I thought Michael Bradley turned in a transcendent performance for the Americans today. He was all over the field, breaking up attacks and getting the United States started on the counter. Were it not for a couple of pussy-footed finishing attempts, Sam’s Army could have been up 2-0 or 3-0 at halftime.

I wish I could say the same for Benny Feilhaber, but his weak turnover led to Rossi’s first goal. One wonders how quickly we can get Jermaine Jones into camp.

What did you think of the Americans today? Leave your comments below.