Oregon believes it can fly, touch sky.

June 24, 2009
By Fig Jam

Fig Jam

Well it’s late June again and everyone knows what that means:  The Oregon Institute of Fashion has unveiled its new uniforms and color patterns.  Gone are the heady days of faux steel plating and highlighter style coloration.  No longer will these next top models be caught wandering the playing fields in the all white storm trooper ensembles.  Those uniforms are so last year. 

Instead, the Ducks have taken the bold move of adopting uni’s that (i) appear to be designed in collaboration with Affliction Clothing brand, featuring a variety of feathered wings on each shoulderpad and (ii) don’t actually include any of Oregon’s colors.  That’s right, the Green and Yellow and Black and White are moving on, to “Steel” colored outfits.  I guess that makes sense.  Why bother with your school colors when you design uniforms?  Sticking with your colors just inhibits these football playing fashionistas (not a word, but I like it) from their ultimate goal of looking fabulous.

One Response to “ Oregon believes it can fly, touch sky. ”

  1. Buttshark on June 24, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    Here is a link to the new uniforms.

    http://www.goducks.com/PhotoAlbum.dbml?ATCLID=3755462&SPID=233&DB_OEM_ID=500&SPSID=3383&PALBID=130143

    It is on possibly the ugliest website ever. Looks like it was designed by a group of semi-retarded middle school kids… oh wait, they probably go to Oregon.

    I really like how the jock strap in the all green uniform looks like it is on the outside of the pants. Really bringing back the codpiece look. UO, always on the cutting edge of Native American/17th century European throwback fashion.

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