Oregon State Wants To Be As Ugly As Oregon (Jerseys Only, Not Punching)

September 4, 2009
By Sager Bombs

OSU

Look at these jerseys in development over at OSU with… imaginary beaver tails on the shoulders?  It’s no Ed Hardy Duck Wing (seriously, you KNOW Jon Gosselin has one of those jerseys) but still.  What the fuck is going on in that state?  This shit wouldn’t fly in any other conference, and in 30 years we will not look back nostalgic on these nasty ass uniforms.   Also: thank god UW is moving back to the more conservative numbering on their unis.  This makes me hopeful there isn’t a jersey in development with puppy dog tails on the shoulders.  I must remain hopeful.

2 Responses to “ Oregon State Wants To Be As Ugly As Oregon (Jerseys Only, Not Punching) ”

  1. Breff on September 4, 2009 at 10:14 am

    Oregon is just a sad, sad, sad state.

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  2. Constable Echelon on September 4, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Molester voice: “Puppy dog tails? I hear that’s what little boys are made of.”

    Reply

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