Death Pool 2010 Is Here and Deathier Than Ever
Dead Bea = 5 points
Here are the basic rules of the death pool:
1. Pick 10 celebrities that you think will die this year
- If their celebrity status is in doubt, you may need to offer proof that they were in an episode of “Bonanza” or something.
- You can pick the same celebrities as other people.
- Don’t pick people who are already dead or I will punch your balls and/or labias.
2. Rank your picks in the order of likelihood that they will die
- For example, pick 1 on your list gets 10 points, pick 2 – 9 points, pick 3 – 8 points, pick 10- 1 point. So if you are sure someone is going to die this year, put them up high on your list.
3. Submit your picks by January 15, 2010
- Post your picks in the comment section with a name or alias of some kind.
No entry fee. Winner will get the pride of knowing that you can correctly guess which people will die PLUS a special prize that I will personally pick out.
Will Dave Barry be next??
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1) Nelson Mandela
2) Bob Barker
3) Muhammad Ali
4) Al Gore
5) Fidel Castro
6) Dakota Fanning
7) Hugh Hefner
8) Wilmer Valderrama
9) Francis Ford Coppola
10) Janet Reno
1) John Wooden
2) Elizabeth Taylor
3) Regis Philbin
4) Dick Clarke
5) Andy Rooney
6) Mike Tyson
7) Zsa Zas Gabor
8) Oprah Winfrey
9) Betty Ford
10) Kirk Douglas
1. George H.W. Bush
2. Betty White
3. Hugh Hefner
4. John Wooden
5. Adam West
6. Sir Mix-A-Lot
7. Kristen Stewart
8. Pacman Jones
9. Karl Rove
10. Dick Van Dyke
1. Brett Farve (car accident)
2. Lady Ga Ga (accidentally trampled by fans, or she will just turn into fairy dust and blow away)
3. Bob Barker (Viagra)
4. Alan Thicke (eaten by a alligator)
5. Kanye West (enraged taylor swift fan)
6. Drew Carey (fat)
7. Cher (plastic surgery)
8. Vanna White (electrocuted)
9. Nick Cage (suicide)
10. Hillary Clinton (fire at a lesbian bar)
1. Jiang Zemin
2. Than Shwe
3. Ernest Borgnine
4. Gheorghe Muresan
5. Raul Castro
6. Diego Maradona
7. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
8. Shia LaBeouf
9. Ariel Sharon
10. Oprah
1. Nancy Reagan
2. Courtney Love
3. John Wooden
4. Don Rickles
5. Osama bin Laden
6. Al Davis
7. Dick Clark
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Joaquin Phoenix
10. Don James
Love the Gheorghe Muresan pick;
Thought about Diego Maradona, but thought his coaching gig might give him new life;
Osama Bin Laden is already dead;
So is Al Davis;
Also thought about John Wooden and Don James (my two favorite coaches), but didn’t have the heart;
And, finally, I think we all recognize that Shia LaBeouf’s star burns too bright to be long for this world . . .
1) Ariel Sharon
2) Albert Rosellini
3) Frank Colacurcio,Sr.
4) Robert Byrd
5) Ruth Bader Ginsburg
6) Eli Wallach
7) Jerry Lewis
8) Osama Bin Laden
9) Ayman al Zawahiri
10) Jake Lamotta
Close, maybe next year:
11) Kim Jong Il
12) Mickey Rooney
13) Joe Jackson (Michael’s dad, not Shoeless)
14) Billy Graham
15) The other Righteous Brother
I really like the list that beef’s dad put together. Clear favorite to win. He’s really got his finger on the “pulse” of this death pool. aha..aha..hahaha.
1. Fidel Castro
2. Zsa Zsa Gabor
3. Nelson Mandela (FINALLY!!)
4. Abe Vigoda (www.abevigoda.com)
5. Kim Jong-Il
6. Dick Clark
7. Billy Graham
8. Courtney Love
9. Vern Troyer
10. Janet Reno
1. Javaris Crittenton
2. Mickey Rourke
3. Fidel Castro (three years running)
4. Ramón Estévez aka Martin Sheen
5. Stephen Hawking
6. Billy Corgan
7. John Wooden
8. Aubrey McClendon
9. Al Afalava
10. Manny Faces (if I am one point from winning, watch your back)
1. Robert Byrd
2. Andy Rooney
3. Brian Lenihan
4. Toni Braxton
5. David Hasselhoff
6. Amy Winehouse
7. Nancy Reagan
8. Gary Busey
9. Phyllis Diller
10. Snooki
Snooki
1. Dennis Hopper
2. Ariel Sharon
3. Artie Lange
4. Koren Robinson
5. Verne Troyer
6. Fidel Castro
7. Andy Dick
8. Perez Hilton
9. Muhammad Ali
10. Nicole Richie
Flawson did you know about Artie Lange’s suicide attempt earlier this week? You came close to jumping out to an early lead.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/stern_sidekick_in_suicide_try_5m9Hwhn1OvpONlzbsiW3oJ
1. Dick Clark
2. Kim Jong Il
3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
4. Robert Byrd
5. Booth Gardner
6. Fidel Castro
7. Amy Winehouse
8. Betty White
9. Bob Feller
10. Dick Cheney
1. John Madden
2. James Earl Jones
3. Ellen Albertini Dow
4. Angela Lansbury
5. Kathleen Turner
6. (Mean) Joe Greene
7. Charles Durning
8. Joe Jonas
9. Carrot Top
10. Barbara Bush (either one)
Celebrity (Cause)
1. Hugh Hefner (After having Sex with a Bunny)
2. Bob Barker (After having Sex with himself – turd)
3. zsa zsa Gabor (After having Sex with the father of Anna Nichole Smith’s baby)
4. George Steinbrenner (While having sex with A-Rod)
5. Pat Summerall (Before having Sex with John Madden)
6. Seve Ballesteros (While playing with his balls)
7. Elizabeth Edwards (Upon finding out about her husband having sex with another women, again)
8. QE2 (No)
9. Ernest Borgnine (In an L1011 Crash in Everglades)
10. John Brisker (Just prove me wrong)
Honorable Mention:
William “the Refrigerator” Perry
Michael Douglas
Generalisimo Francisco Franco
1. Billy Graham
2. Bob Dole
3. Rick Flair
4. Phyllis Diller
5. Artie Lang
6. Margaret Thatcher
7. Ahmad Rashad
8. David Crosby
9. Barack Obama
10. Christiano Ronaldo
1) Larry King
2) Jimmy Carter
3) Dick Clark
4) Queen Elizabeth II
5) Fidel Castro
6) Barbara Bush
7) Billy Graham
8) Dr Phil
9) Andy Dick
10) Montel Williams
1. John Wooden
2. Greg Oden
3. Dick Vitale
4. Phil Knight
5. Beano Cook
6. Bobby Bowden
7. Pam Anderson
8. Simon Cowell
9. Pat O’Day
10. Arnold Palmer
1. Billy Graham
2. Andy Rooney
3. Rush Limbaugh
4. Zsa Zsa Gabor
5. Steven Tyler
6. Fats Domino
7. T-boz (of TLC fame)
8. Angela Lansbury
9. Chaz Bono
10. Rue McClanahan
1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. Fats Domino
3. Betty Ford
4. Kirk Douglas
5. David Hasslehoff
6. Donald Sutherland
7. Sarah Palin
8. Billy Graham
9. Amy Whinehouse
10.Vince Shlomi
[...] REMINDER: Last day for Death Pool submissions! DEATH POOL! [...]
1.) Ariel Sharon
2.) Yitzhak Shamir
3.) John Wooden
4.) Fidel Castro
5.) Jorge Gonzalez (El Gigante)
6.) Manuel Uribe Garza
7.) Lil’ Wayne
8.) Mark Mangino
9.) Dick Cheney
10.) Adam Richman
Honorable Mention
-Suge Knight
-Pauly Shore
-Adam Morrison
-Cojo (I think you should wear a condom all the time while you’re in South Africa. I mean from the moment you board the plane to the moment you land back at Sea-Tac. Don’t even take it off to shower or piss.
Everyone really dropped the ball on Dennis Hopper…