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This website has morphed into a place where we find moderately amusing videos, because it takes a lot less time than actually making a real post. EMBED-Dad Ruins Christmas Tree Setup – Watch more free videos
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After correctly predicting a measly two of 10 in last year’s Expansion Draft Preview, we’re back again and hoping to improve on our record. This year’s it’s the Philadelphia Union’s turn. On Wednesday morning at 10 a.m. PST, the Union will select 10 players to form the core of their new team. The rules are...
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As Major League Soccer heads into the postseason, which team has the best chance to lift MLS Cup 2009? Hotdog & Friends endeavors to find out: The Class of the League Columbus Crew: Last year’s champions still haven’t lost their edge. With Sigi Schmid gone, former assistant Robert Warzycha has stepped in seamlessly and will likely...
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Never Forget…how awesome hot babes are… Tonight: the Seattle Mist open the season against … another lingerie football team. Come out and support Jenna B and the rest of the ladies! Tailgate starts at 4, game starts at 9. Man, I am so excited for this that I don’t even care that it’s in Kent....
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Earlier tonight, Seattle beat D.C. United to claim the U.S Open Cup, the first piece of hardware in the franchise’s short history. What a match! But none of it would have been possible without some terrific individual performances which deserve recognition. Stephen King – It’s a shame Stephen King’s hamstring has kept him out of...
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*****Editor’s note: In celebration of Michael Vick signing with my beloved Eagles, we are re-running what may be the greatest post in this site’s history, authored by Manny Faces. See the original post here****** “Let that word resound from hill to hill and from mountain to mountain, from valley to valley across this broad land....
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Yes, it’s that time again. League name: EPL Fantasy Challenge Password: poop If you want to get beat down by the Miracle in Istanbul, sign up at: http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com
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I’m talking, of course, of the inevitable Adam Morrison comeback. Expect big minutes from him for the defending world champs. Who’s Adam Morrison? He’s the one that will drain a three from the corner and then eat your children as you sleep…all in one fluid motion. Ammo. Get it.
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