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Week 3 Pac-10 Hoops Preview

January 13, 2010
By Constable Echelon
Week 3 Pac-10 Hoops Preview

I figure with UW out to a 1-3 conference start I ought to bring back last season’s Pac-10 Hoops Preview posts. To shake things up at least. I follow my favorite soccer team like a civilized sports fan. I check the score of Everton’s game after it happens. If they win? ...
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12.08.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Bowl preview edition

December 8, 2009
By Constable Echelon
12.08.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Bowl preview edition

Hey, we made it to a bowl preview show! It’s a miracle. We didn’t talk about Charlie Weis kind of accusing Pete Carroll of banging grad students in Malibu; Jake Locker staying or going; or, whether or not Cal is dumb enough to fire Tedford. We did talk about Washington embarrassing Cal, the...
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12.01.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Civil War for the Roses

December 1, 2009
By Constable Echelon
12.01.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Civil War for the Roses

Washington wins! Washington wins! Oh my god Washington wins! Was the Apple Cup particularly well played? No. In fact, WSU was ridiculously awful. Washington honestly should have scored more, but I’ll take the first rivalry shutout of my lifetime happily. Fuck you, Cougars. But who cares...
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11.24.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Apples!

November 24, 2009
By Constable Echelon
11.24.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Apples!

Another year. Another pillow fight between the two horseshit Pac-10 teams from the state of Washington. Fuck this sport. Does UCLA have what it takes to upset a closer-to-average USC team? Can Notre Dame find enough time away from their busy getting-punched-in-the-face schedule to put up a fight against Stanford? ...
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President Taft lauds 55 point performance of Brandon Jennings

November 15, 2009
By Constable Echelon
President Taft lauds 55 point performance of Brandon Jennings

President William Howard Taft joined Americans everywhere in admiration of Milwaukee Bucks rookie Brandon Jennings’ 55 point outburst against the Golden State Warriors on Saturday night. “This young negro in Milwaukee impressed all Americans with his ability to fill up the peach basket,” Taft gushed. “As excited as I was to review...
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11.10.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Stanford surprises Oregon

November 10, 2009
By Constable Echelon
11.10.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Stanford surprises Oregon

It may not keep Oregon from the conference championship, but thanks to Stanford for hanging that juicy fiftyburger on the Ducks. That Jeff Tedford sure mails it in a lot, huh? That Steve Sarkisian sure hates to call second half timeouts, huh? Do those new spectacles make Paul Wulff look smart...
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11.03.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Oregon dismantles USC

November 3, 2009
By Constable Echelon
11.03.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Oregon dismantles USC

The Jeremiah Masoli spread is now invincible. Pete Carroll has finally met an opponent that may shake him from his ultra vanilla offense and defense. Scheme matters again in the Pac-10. Oregon has it and USC does not. Is Stanford a trap game for Oregon? Should Jeff Tedford be fired...
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10.27.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Bracing for USC vs. Oregon

October 27, 2009
By Constable Echelon
10.27.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Bracing for USC vs. Oregon

Another week come and gone. Oregon, USC, Arizona, and Stanford look to be the cream at this point. In that order for now. If I’m a UCLA fan, at what point am I allowed to voice my frustration that Rick Neuheisel has yet to find a way to consistently score? ...
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Seattle U Basketball: Affordable

October 26, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Seattle U Basketball: Affordable

As long as Husky Football toils in its present state, late October becomes time to focus on basketball. For the second season running, Seattle is home to not one, but two Division One programs. Well, more or less. Seattle U is in year two of a five year reintegration to D1...
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