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Yes, Seahawks should get Brandon Marshall!

March 7, 2010
By Hotdog
Yes, Seahawks should get Brandon Marshall!

There’s some debates on teh intertubes and teh faceboxes of whether the Seahawks should add Brandon Marshall. The answer is…YES! What people seem to forget is that Brandon Marshall’s “character issues” started occurring after his best friend Darrent Williams was gunned down in his car by some Denver gang members. Gang members, who, presumably told...
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The post where I become an Atlanta Hawks fan

February 23, 2010
By Hotdog
The post where I become an Atlanta Hawks fan

Fandom is transitory. That runs counter to the previously conceived and commercially popularized model of the “superfan” that pervades the sports ecosystem. Most fans’ attachment to their teams is tenuous, although you won’t often hear about that as it doesn’t make for a good Coors Light commercial. This is especially today, when every major...
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Lingerie Football Playoff Picture Coming Into Focus

January 12, 2010
By Hotdog
Lingerie Football Playoff Picture Coming Into Focus

Your hometown Seattle Mist are a near-lock for the Lingerie Football Playoffs in sunny Miami. Lingerie Bowl 7 will be aired on February 7th, but the four semifinalists won’t be finalized until the San Diego Seduction and Los Angeles Temptation on January 29th. Should San Diego win that game, or lose by less than...
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Monday Mideo: LT Doing the Damn Thing

January 11, 2010
By Hotdog

An awesome music video from fantasy standout of yesteryear LaDainian Tomlinson
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Pete Carroll to Seahawks?

January 8, 2010
By Hotdog
Pete Carroll to Seahawks?

Chris Mortensen is reporting that possibility on Sportscenter. Does Carroll deserve another shot at the NFL? He wasn’t a terrible coach in New England, if you look at his career record of 33-31. The energetic 58-year old was profiled by L.A. magazine in a piece that will absorb the next hour of your life. He...
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Fideo Friday: DJ Steve Porter’s New One

January 8, 2010
By Hotdog

This time Herm Edwards is the star of “You Play To Win The Game.” Can you identify all the coaches? Leave your comments below.
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Lingerie Football Review: Seattle Mist vs Dallas Desire

January 2, 2010
By Hotdog

Last night, the Seattle Mist — Seattle’s Lingerie Football Team — pounded the previously undefeated Dallas Desire by a final score of 28-12. The win puts Seattle into the upcoming Lingerie Football playoffs. Go Mist! It was an exciting game filled with all manner of cheap shots and hot action. Dallas had not one, but...
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H&F OMG: That Guy Who Punched Snooki is a High School Teacher!!!!

December 11, 2009
By Hotdog

Jersey Shore mania has swept the H&F editorial staff. Now word comes from What Would Tyler Durden Do that the guy who smokes Snooki upside the jaw is, in fact, a high school gym teacher in Queens. This video runs a bit longer than the preview and shows more of the aftermath of the...
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H&F Reviews Invictus: It’s Pretty Decent!

December 10, 2009
By Hotdog
H&F Reviews Invictus: It’s Pretty Decent!

There aren’t a lot of good sports movies out there. The Blind Side, I’m told, is a pretty bland rendition of a dynamic book, the latest in a long series of formulaic sports movies. On Monday night, a few dear friends and I stood in an unending line of humanity to watch a sneak of...
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