President William Howard Taft joined Americans everywhere in admiration of Milwaukee Bucks rookie Brandon Jennings’ 55 point outburst against the Golden State Warriors on Saturday night. “This young negro in Milwaukee impressed all Americans with his ability to fill up the peach basket,” Taft gushed. “As excited as I was to review a telegram report […]
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Posted by Constable Echelon on November 15th, 2009
The White Buffalo Prophecy — Or The Inverse Relationship Between Brett Favre and the Milwaukee Brewers
Posted by Hotdog on August 7th, 2008
Rejoice, Brewers fans! Now that Brett Favre is out of Green Bay, you’re a virtual lock for the playoffs. For in accordance with the Sioux prophecy of the White Buffalo, Wisconsin can only hold one winning team at a time.