Basketball

Fideo Friday: Basketball Mixtapes and White People

January 15, 2010
By Manny Faces

White guys who can ball are in a difficult spot. They may be good, but their skills just aren’t as filthy as their black counterparts. When it comes to mixtapes, what is a white guy supposed to do? Answer: He has to openly mock himself with shitty graphics and 80’s...
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Week 3 Pac-10 Hoops Preview

January 13, 2010
By Constable Echelon
Week 3 Pac-10 Hoops Preview

I figure with UW out to a 1-3 conference start I ought to bring back last season’s Pac-10 Hoops Preview posts. To shake things up at least. I follow my favorite soccer team like a civilized sports fan. I check the score of Everton’s game after it happens. If they win? ...
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Fideo Friday: The Double Bigot

November 20, 2009
By Manny Faces

This guy does an excellent job merging two stereotypes.
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President Taft lauds 55 point performance of Brandon Jennings

November 15, 2009
By Constable Echelon
President Taft lauds 55 point performance of Brandon Jennings

President William Howard Taft joined Americans everywhere in admiration of Milwaukee Bucks rookie Brandon Jennings’ 55 point outburst against the Golden State Warriors on Saturday night. “This young negro in Milwaukee impressed all Americans with his ability to fill up the peach basket,” Taft gushed. “As excited as I was to review...
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Fideo Friday: A Couple From The Opener

November 6, 2009
By Manny Faces

I love exhibition games. They are like lopsided all-star games where players will take any chance to do something filthy. There’s no faking the funk on these nasty dunks.
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Seattle U Basketball: Affordable

October 26, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Seattle U Basketball: Affordable

As long as Husky Football toils in its present state, late October becomes time to focus on basketball. For the second season running, Seattle is home to not one, but two Division One programs. Well, more or less. Seattle U is in year two of a five year reintegration to D1...
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Sonicsgate documentary is painful, worthwhile

October 13, 2009
By Constable Echelon

I’m actually not sure that watching this is a good use of your time. It made me angry. I guess when I say this documentary chronicling the demise of the NBA in Seattle is “worthwhile”, I’m saying that it is well made. Or something. The scene that stuck out to...
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Sweet Tweet: Abdul Gaddy

September 28, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Sweet Tweet: Abdul Gaddy

I applaud Abdul Gaddy’s efforts to take our minds off whatever that was that happened on Saturday.
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Adam Morrison’s Underwhelming Run to the Ring

June 15, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Adam Morrison’s Underwhelming Run to the Ring

Constable Echelon Image: thebestsportsblog.com Here we are mere hours after the LA Lakers clinched the NBA title with a decisive Game 5 victory over the Magic in Orlando. Color me shocked that Hotdog didn’t immediately throw up a “OMG AMMO WINS NBA TITLE” post. I still feel like that is on the way, so...
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