So what should you know about these Newer Mexicans? 1. Their coach is Steve Alford, famous for his cowardly plea. 2. Their best player is Darington Hobson, who sounds like he should be some kind of villainous billionaire. 3. Their next best player is Roman Martinez, who sounds like he should be a Mexican...
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White guys who can ball are in a difficult spot. They may be good, but their skills just aren’t as filthy as their black counterparts. When it comes to mixtapes, what is a white guy supposed to do? Answer: He has to openly mock himself with shitty graphics and 80′s butt rock. Nevertheless, this...
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I figure with UW out to a 1-3 conference start I ought to bring back last season’s Pac-10 Hoops Preview posts. To shake things up at least. I follow my favorite soccer team like a civilized sports fan. I check the score of Everton’s game after it happens. If they win? I read it....
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This guy does an excellent job merging two stereotypes.
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President William Howard Taft joined Americans everywhere in admiration of Milwaukee Bucks rookie Brandon Jennings’ 55 point outburst against the Golden State Warriors on Saturday night. “This young negro in Milwaukee impressed all Americans with his ability to fill up the peach basket,” Taft gushed. “As excited as I was to review a telegram...
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Tags: Brandon Jennings, Golden State Warriors, Milwaukee Bucks, mouth erection, William Howard Taft
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I love exhibition games. They are like lopsided all-star games where players will take any chance to do something filthy. There’s no faking the funk on these nasty dunks.
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As long as Husky Football toils in its present state, late October becomes time to focus on basketball. For the second season running, Seattle is home to not one, but two Division One programs. Well, more or less. Seattle U is in year two of a five year reintegration to D1 hoops. I don’t...
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Tags: Abdul Gaddy, Cameron Dollar, Charles Garcia, Hec Ed, Hoops, Isaiah Thomas, Jason Behenna, Key Arena, Lorenzo Romar, Redhawks, Seattle U, UW Basketball, Venoy Overton
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I’m actually not sure that watching this is a good use of your time. It made me angry. I guess when I say this documentary chronicling the demise of the NBA in Seattle is “worthwhile”, I’m saying that it is well made. Or something. The scene that stuck out to me was where hundreds...
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Tags: Bradley Keller, Clay Bennett, David Stern, Greg Nickels, Howard Schultz, Kevin Calabro, NBA, Save Our Sonics, Sherman Alexie, Sonics
Posted in Basketball, Beast Tube, Conspiracy, Dog Sex, Douchebags, Fideos, Hoops, Know Your Enemy, OKC Can Suck My Balls, Selling Out, beasttube, classic dog rape, dog rape, white people in the house god damn! | 1 Comment »
I applaud Abdul Gaddy’s efforts to take our minds off whatever that was that happened on Saturday.
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Constable Echelon Image: thebestsportsblog.com Here we are mere hours after the LA Lakers clinched the NBA title with a decisive Game 5 victory over the Magic in Orlando. Color me shocked that Hotdog didn’t immediately throw up a “OMG AMMO WINS NBA TITLE” post. I still feel like that is on the way, so...
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Tags: Adam Morrison, DJ Mbenga, freedarko, Jazz, Josh Powell, Kobe Bryant, Lakers, Magic, NBA Finals, NBA playoffs, Nuggets, Rockets
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