Archive for the ‘Boom Kings’ Category

Marshawn Lynch: The True Meaning of Determination

Yet another great interpretation of Marshawn Lynch’s TD run against the Saints in the 2011 playoffs. NSFW Audio. Happy NFL Draft day!

Fideo Friday: French Fille Falls, Fails

Mon Dieu! Cette dame tombe plus vite que Le Challenger. Ses rĂªves sont plus morts que Jacque Costeau. C’est la vie.

Adam Morrison’s Underwhelming Run to the Ring

Constable Echelon Image: Here we are mere hours after the LA Lakers clinched the NBA title with a decisive Game 5 victory over the Magic in Orlando. Color me shocked that Hotdog didn’t immediately throw up a “OMG AMMO WINS NBA TITLE” post. I still feel like that is on the way, so consider […]

Meet Matt Korobov

Echelon Hard to believe, but Pacquiao-Hatton was the second biggest mismatch Saturday night. Matvey Korobov – who apparently goes by Matt – completely outclassed journeyman Anthony Bartinelli (no relation to the cider magnate). This video really misses by not having the slo mo replay of Korobov’s knockdown of Bartinelli, which reveals a flush left to […]

Mideo Monday: Nate Robinson On Letterman!

Hotdog I love everything about this video. Not only is Letterman at his best, but you get to see Nate Robinson in his natural state. Nate was born so much kinetic energy stored in his body*, he can’t even stand still. He’s juking and jiving as he’s waiting to dunk – and still as charming […]

Boom Kings Win Second Consecutive Fantasy Pennant

Not long ago, I polled the readership to see which team they hated reading about the most. You HAD to know this was coming… -Hotdog Flush off their dominating victory over the baby-soft Eastern Motors, the Hotdog-coached Boom Kings roar into the UW Delta Chi playoffs as the #2 seed. Based on their 9-5 record, […]

Ahman Green’s New Contract Makes Him Fantasy Viable

Honest. Last week, the oft-injured Green agreed to restructure his contract. He sacrificed $2 million in guaranteed salary for the opportunity to earn $200k/game for simply playing. Therefore, he needs to play in only 10 games to break even, while playing the full slate will earn him an extra $1 million (this bonus doesn’t kick […]