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Brett Favre
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Brett Favre Announces He Sucks Too Bad To Keep Sucking At Football
Brett Favre announced his retirement again today. To give the legend a proper send-off, here is a guest post written by commentator LS-DubC.
With all the absolutely terrible sports we had to endure in 2008 there has been one issue alone that has driven me to near homicidal levels of anger. This post is an...
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What do NFL GMs want at QB?
or Let’s Stop Worrying About Age and Focus on Production
Constable Echelon
Why are there only a half dozen decent pro quarterbacks? Quarterback is the most glamorous position in American sports. Thousands of kids want to play qb, and sure most of them aren’t 6′2+” or blessed with a cannon for an arm, but...
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The White Buffalo Prophecy — Or The Inverse Relationship Between Brett Favre and the Milwaukee Brewers
Rejoice, Brewers fans! Now that Brett Favre is out of Green Bay, you’re a virtual lock for the playoffs. For in accordance with the Sioux prophecy of the White Buffalo, Wisconsin can only hold one winning team at a time.
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