Hotdog & Friends

M.F.

So the Americans can get Gold and Silver in the Women’s Gymnastics Individual All-Around, but they still can’t come up with the Gold for the Team competition? I would say that the blame falls squarely on the shoulders (broad, but sexy) of the Stegasauras-necked Alicia Sacramone. Even though she fell when the U.S. needed it most, she can still do two things exceptionally well. Number one is give me a boner and number two is knocking the fuck out of beefy frat dudes (also boner inducing).

Bonus video after the jump.
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Constable Echelon

Intercepted email from London 2012 Organising Committee Head James Macleod to China Olympic Committee Head Liu Peng.

sent Saturday 9.8.08 0500 GMT

“What the fuck, China? Seriously. What the fuck was that? We’re supposed to follow that display?

I was honestly feeling good about our Olympics until Friday night. You saw the Euro 2008 opening ceremonies, right? That’s what we do in Europe: half ass some traditional dances, hold up some placards, throw in a few nonsensical mascots and call it a day.

That’s all out the window now.

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