College Football

ASU v. UW Predictions: Am I missing something?

October 15, 2009
By Fig Jam

Fig Jam The line on the Arizona State v. Washington game this week opened at ASU -3.5.   As of this morning, it is ASU -6.5 .  So a lot of action on the Sun Devils in this one. Additionally, Ted Miller picked ASU to win the game 24-20, based largely on their talent on defense.  Miller states...
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USC scout teams to “take it easy” this week to improve simulation of WSU schemes

September 23, 2009
By Fig Jam

Fig Jam Was someone looking for that Husky Arrogance that WSU fans are always complaining about?  Found it!  This week, as USC prepares to take on Washington State in the Coliseum, USC head Coach Peter Carroll (why doesn’t anyone ever call him Peter?)  may need to spend a little extra time working with his scout teams. ...
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09.22.09 Pac-10 Football Podcast – Locker, Huskies Arrive

September 22, 2009
By Constable Echelon

Much to say as Washington gets their biggest win since Miami in 2000. Jake Locker came up with two throws on that final drive that Husky fans will talk about for years. UW’s previously maligned kicking game found a new Folk Hero (thanks Dr. Fig Jam) as young master Erik came of...
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Oregon: Stop Being Hypocritical While You Do The Right Thing

September 9, 2009
By Sager Bombs
Oregon: Stop Being Hypocritical While You Do The Right Thing

Oregon should be commended for taking swift action against LaGarrette Blount. If anything, they almost acted too fast and too strong. I don’t think anyone in the Pac-10 would have been shocked if he’d received a 4 game suspension and was back on the field for the conference stretch run. But hey, if Oregon...
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Texas is playing where?

September 9, 2009
By Fig Jam
Texas is playing where?

Fig Jam You can throw out the records when these two teams get together.  When the Texas Longhorns come to War Memorial Stadium on Saturday it’s going to be a slugfest, a matchup featuring hated rivals as the Cowboys seek to corral the Horns in what should be one of the biggest matchups in this...
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Oregon State Wants To Be As Ugly As Oregon (Jerseys Only, Not Punching)

September 4, 2009
By Sager Bombs
Oregon State Wants To Be As Ugly As Oregon (Jerseys Only, Not Punching)

Look at these jerseys in development over at OSU with… imaginary beaver tails on the shoulders?  It’s no Ed Hardy Duck Wing (seriously, you KNOW Jon Gosselin has one of those jerseys) but still.  What the fuck is going on in that state?  This shit wouldn’t fly in any other conference, and in 30 years...
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LeGarrette Blount, Ducks implode

September 4, 2009
By Constable Echelon

“An inauspicious start for Oregon under Chip Kelly.” -ESPN’s Mark Jones How could that have gone worse for Oregon? If you would have hit pause right as the clock hit all zeros of their 19-8 loss to Boise State, and then asked me what Oregon’s worst case scenario for the rest of the night...
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Pac-10 Football Podcast: Season Two!

August 11, 2009
By Constable Echelon
Pac-10 Football Podcast: Season Two!

Hey! Look who’s back! Did UW do us the favor of winning a single game in our first season of podcasting? Absolutely not. But we still did 16 shows. Who knows? If the Dawgs do well enough this year we might actually continue doing this throughout the season. This week on the show: Taylor...
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Oregon believes it can fly, touch sky.

June 24, 2009
By Fig Jam
Oregon believes it can fly, touch sky.

Fig Jam Well it’s late June again and everyone knows what that means:  The Oregon Institute of Fashion has unveiled its new uniforms and color patterns.  Gone are the heady days of faux steel plating and highlighter style coloration.  No longer will these next top models be caught wandering the playing fields in the all...
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