Archive for the ‘Douchebags’ Category

Gonzaga Rams

In a sign of their nationwide respect and relevance, Gonzaga was referred to as the “Rams” in the AP writeup on shortly after their loss to San Diego State. Full image capture in post. Rams!

Sonicsgate documentary is painful, worthwhile

I’m actually not sure that watching this is a good use of your time. It made me angry. I guess when I say this documentary chronicling the demise of the NBA in Seattle is “worthwhile”, I’m saying that it is well made. Or something. The scene that stuck out to me was where hundreds of […]

USC scout teams to “take it easy” this week to improve simulation of WSU schemes

Fig Jam Was someone looking for that Husky Arrogance that WSU fans are always complaining about?  Found it!  This week, as USC prepares to take on Washington State in the Coliseum, USC head Coach Peter Carroll (why doesn’t anyone ever call him Peter?)  may need to spend a little extra time working with his scout […]

Oregon: Stop Being Hypocritical While You Do The Right Thing

Oregon should be commended for taking swift action against LaGarrette Blount. If anything, they almost acted too fast and too strong. I don’t think anyone in the Pac-10 would have been shocked if he’d received a 4 game suspension and was back on the field for the conference stretch run. But hey, if Oregon wants […]

This Week In Coug News

They lost to Stanford at home.  39-13.  But it’s progress. Sophomore wideout Kevin Norrell was out sick last week.  He must have the same reaction to Nyquil as I do, because while he was sick he managed to get arrested at 3 in the morning for (takes a deep breath) “DUI AND Reckless Driving AND […]

A Tale Of Two Teams With Tempered Expectations

Lost in the shadow of the Huskies non-embarrassing debut is the fact the Seahawks kick off the regular season this weekend. Remember the Seahawks? The team that went to the Super Bowl a few years ago? One disastrous injury plagued season has scuffed the shine of the region’s most popular local team. This preseason didn’t […]

Oregon State Wants To Be As Ugly As Oregon (Jerseys Only, Not Punching)

Look at these jerseys in development over at OSU with… imaginary beaver tails on the shoulders?  It’s no Ed Hardy Duck Wing (seriously, you KNOW Jon Gosselin has one of those jerseys) but still.  What the fuck is going on in that state?  This shit wouldn’t fly in any other conference, and in 30 years we […]

Fideo Friday: Welcome Back Mr. Vick

The greatest video-game quarterback is back in the NFL. I’m guessing plays like the ones in this video will be few and far between.

Pittsburgh Fans: “Whatever, He Was Just Finding A Way To Win”

In keeping up with our devotion to Big Ben coverage, it would appear that the Steelers season is going to be very… turbulent. Ben Roethlisberger Accused Of Sexual Assault By Harrah’s Employee

Adam Morrison’s Underwhelming Run to the Ring

Constable Echelon Image: Here we are mere hours after the LA Lakers clinched the NBA title with a decisive Game 5 victory over the Magic in Orlando. Color me shocked that Hotdog didn’t immediately throw up a “OMG AMMO WINS NBA TITLE” post. I still feel like that is on the way, so consider […]